joe

i wish this site had more ads. i have no idea what to buy. today i went to target’s website and bought a picture frame and 400 mouse pads. i just panicked, i don’t know what else to say

if anyone was curious threads doesn't work on firefox because of course not

Gloomhaven is capitalist Dungeons and Dragons.

just checking in do we know what a tpot is yet

Found who is responsible for giving us invite codes

pushing atppy v0.1.3_Horny_Release after work

just by being on this platform jake tapper tripled CNN's audience to nearly equal a midsized twitch stream.

Nice.

skeet your skoot

opening twitter just to feel the searing kiss of hell flame against your face before closing it and going back to bluesky.

atppy now implements all app.bsky endpoints currently documented in the protocol. New release later tonight. https://github.com/Gladdstone/atppy

Great seeing everyone at the Bluesky meetup today in Seattle! Thank you @camille.bsky.social for organizing 🙏🏻 More photos in thread:

mom can you pick me up I touched grass and the other skeeters made fun of me

look, I made something. Bit barebones, hoping to hook up the rest this weekend. https://github.com/Gladdstone/atppy

huddle up, new main character just dropped.

people know that these are all the most online people from twitter, right? No one here is new. We've all seen your old tweets.

the really crazy thing is that based on how the invites work, the people on here now are the MOST normal, tolerable people from twitter.

The "What's hot" page here is incredible because 95% of the posts are "skeet me daddy marx" and then every once in a while you get a "Love my engineering team, my family, and long walks in nature :)"

if you get banned on bluesky you get beat with hammers in real life

I want invites but I don't want to invite anyone. I just want to laze about all day like a dragon atop my pile of hoarded codes.

what a beautiful day the sun is out the birds are skeeting

after a long hard day of ignoring work to bully strangers on the internet it feels good to settle in for a relaxing evening of bullying strangers on the internet

blue sky fuckin rocks

someone invite kissinger, there's no way he'll survive when we have home team advantage

everyone having more followers and engagement than me is ableism against bad skeeters

MODERATORS

LET'S MAKE A RANCH DRESSING AND CALL IT CATBOY RANCH

whats rush limbaugh up to these days he'd love this place

In five minutes, we will be opening with a land acknowledgement for all the earnest tech, web3, and AI enthusiasts being dispossessed by skeeters coming from Twitter

false alarm. We are not, in fact, back. Please return to your gremlin holes.

bluesky shutting down everyone kiss

watching RTs start to outpace likes on a skeet before it's whatshot

ah fuck ah shit i federated myself

if I find out you invited a rise and grind account from twitter I will come to your home and rub my ass on all your throw pillows

everybody should be very careful to avoid being lame on here, because I have never seen so much deadly, latent dunking energy in a single place before

jerry springers last mortal act was dragging twitter to hell with him

whats skootin my dudes