Franklinstein

smoking resin to get back to my white trash roots

I keep seeing people shitting on Josh Turek (rightfully), and my only response is that Turok the dinosaur hunter is would be pro Trans.

the assassination of jesse ventura by the coward hulk hogan

Bumb of clot

Seems appropriate to post this

i went to a wedding, and one of my exes was there in an inflatable shark costume

Experimental films, right?

L of Fitzgerald

my name alone been known to break up happy homes

My uncle also invented radar but you don't hear me bragging about it

Disgraceful

close enough

[guard leading kermit down the green mile] its time to face the music, you sick fuck

Sometimes you just want desperately to make a nice soup for a woman you care for.

On a microscopic level, Draculas sperm all have little bat wings

I am Follow Policing, actually

love squirts

i went into this movie with a mind so open and it still prolapsed

I've based my entire look on this guy

"You gotta bring the furniture, BUT THE HOUSE IS FREE!"

hello, i'm lydelle buster. you might know me from posts such as "mr bean's tight little pussy" (2026)

had a 7th grader call another one the f slur today and unfortunately I couldn't beat they ass but they fully deserved it

today it's morally correct to not respect italians

I hate snakes, not a fan of spiders, but I ain't never met a frog I haven't dapped up

least he got a nice ass though

to post is human, to repost divine

Nancy 10/10/26

I think that orb girl got me enamored.

you guys don't even know that I met a dog in a lil jacket last night

a white Bernie sanders