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Best approach to RFK's bile right here. Start here and scroll down. I'd heard of one of these awesome people, and I'm always glad to meet more heroes of human knowledge.

RFK is of course correct, it has been *checks notes* an entire year since an Arab has won a Nobel Prize

Nuclear. Wessels. RIP sir. You helped showed Cold War TV watchers a future in which Americans and Russians were not enemies, but friends. We may or may not ever achieve faster-than-light travel, but humanity can get along if we keep trying.

So as an American, I won't be so arrogant as to presume I understand Brazilian politics. But it kinda seems like Flavio Bolsonaro is a whiny loser bitch just like his criminal papa. Does that about sum it up?

Trump is such a flailing weak piece of shit. The other dumbass named Dan Sullivan already tried this and failed. You know what people who are going to win elections don't do? Shit like this. www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

This recommended article provoked one of my most "old man yells at cloud" reactions yet. Get the fuck outta here with this. Nobody's cookin banana peels.

Man, what a great one. RIP Richard Riehle, and thanks for everything.

(Ralph Wiggum voice) I’m a class traitor!

This tweet was indirectly responsible for me watching House (Hausu), an absolutely unhinged 1977 comedy-horror film by Nobuhiko Obayashi about a group of teenage girls who visit the country home of one of their aunts, and proceed to get eaten one by one... by the house. There's a cat. It's wild.

I feel like there's an appropriate editorial undertone here of "because he's a dumb, authoritarian, piece-of-shit coward who resents being asked questions about the ways in which he's deliberately harming us", but I guess it's fine to keep that off the news desk.

We’ll be right back.

I daresay they captured his essence

Another gross old Republican pedophile is dead

Ain't no comedy like chiropractor comedy

The script literally describes Bullet 1 entering below the COVID mask of a "fat blue-hair" (who has just run over an ICE agent, an event that DID NOT HAPPEN) - and Bullet 2 entering above the COVID mask of the same. Surprised Dallas Sonnier could type this coherently with both hands on his dick.

Trump took money from my pocket and spent it on a Trump campaign ad. In any serious country, this would result in him being impeached, removed from office, and criminally indicted for grand theft.

Squirm, ratfucks. Can't cheat your way out of having nothing to run on besides your own gleeful corruption and cruelty and making EVERY GODDAMN THING MORE EXPENSIVE A DOZEN DIFFERENT WAYS, EACH DUMBER THAN THE LAST.

bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image

It's nice to be reminded once in a while that President Trump is genuinely one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. www.npr.org/2026/09/20/n...

Glad to see a journalist recognizing this for what it is. We just went through this with Meta's PR push to lie to us about how hard they were working to protect teens on Instagram. Self-regulation is bullshit 100% of the time unless it has external financial or legal consequences attached.

I mean in his defense he did drink a gallon of PCP

The last time I reacted to a Matt Lucas performance was on Twitter I said something appropriately critical. Without tagging him, because I'm not unhinged He found my post and blocked me Anyway he's made me laugh several times on Taskmaster and I guess this is who I am now

Wow, that thing everyone's talking about how they're not gonna watch looks artless and inessential af. Actively doing harm to the trans community is enough of a reason not to watch it. But they're also just doing a longer, shittier retread of 25-year-old artistic choices, and like, who cares?

What a remarkable story. I don't have any pithy observation about the triumph of creativity and the human spirit, but trying to do one last creative pursuit while your ailing mind can still manage it is life at its finest. It's not raging against the dying of the light. It's...dancing while you can.

Dolly Parton passes away Big enough to trend twice

So fuckin embarrassing They're just gonna quietly change it back as soon as he's dead He...must know that on some level, right?

Truly one of the best humans.

[Exit Queen.]

The Republican Party has issued its ruling that you're not allowed to vote against them. Now let them enforce it. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.

My late father literally wrote "random downstairs crap" on a box and then proceeded to fill that box

They mean "people with charisma" because they envy them. They also mean "people who are fragile and tightly wound", which is just "people" with extra steps. They also mean they're unimaginative and peaked in high school. They contain multitudes! Theatre kids, that is. Not right-wingers.

Wow, I've been listening to old Dragnet and other old time radio stuff, and I recognize her name and voice. I was used to everyone from those shows being long gone. Hell of a life and career. RIP Peggy Webber.

Wow, Google. Yeah, it's a mood, but not the one you think. Hey bestie, remember when your whole state was on fire because the world was ending last year too?

Probably bad that an adjudicated rapist from the Epstein files was at a teen athletic event at all