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Zach, it's cool, just have a dude named Chris punch a boulder and throw in a psychotic painted spanish dwarf and all the purists will chill

This is why you never listen to fans ever.

This is like that mini making of documentary of george lucas making episode one and saying how they’ve never had a character as “funny” as jar jar

Maybe have a Director's Cut version on the Blu-ray xD

That sucks, the humor in Weapons and Obsession (not Creggar but barker is also a sketch comic) made the horror stronger. I love not knowing how to feel. I love being tricked for laughing at indescribable horror.

BOO this man

I had no interest in this film anyway but jesus Cregger seems screwed from the start. Constant inteference from obnoxious fans and ignorant studio execs is going to make this a waste of time. Hope he goes back to making non-franchise fare after this.

Oh great a less enjoyable movie. Will wait for streaming.

Sure Jan

I really don't think people are bothering to read it beyond the headline. He is happy with the cut, trimming it down. Not getting rid of all the jokes, just making it tighter. This happens with all movies. I wouldn't read that much into it.

one of the beloved franchise characters is an ambulatory block of tofu

there is no version of a Resident Evil movie that is remotely faithful to the games that isn't full of campy goofball shit youtu.be/Eqr04v4zq9M?...

i hope he's joking

RELEASE THE SILLY CUT

The millennial culture has done a lot of harm to society

Number VII was a lot more horrifying, because the goal of the Evil Company in that game was to just turn people into slaves, and have their governments make profitable decisions. All the typical monsters are just in this one area, that occurred from what’s basically a lab leak.

Um...Shinji Mikami is literally the guy that made up the term Survival Horror for the first game of the series. And obviously it can be done "seriously". And Umbrella is not a "Zombie Company". And they knew how the controls worked. They specifically CHOSE to do Tank Controls for 1.

So... you seem OK, so I'm going to try my level best to be nice about this: [deep breath] That's TRUE, but it's true in the same way that "THE ROOM" is "about the toll infidelity and dishonesty take on modern relationships."

If that was your attempt at "well actually"-ing someone, it failed entirely, primarily due to your inability to understand the meaning of words, from the look of it. Saying a gaming term doesn't mean anything is not anywhere near where you're trying to place it.

slapping it onto literally every single game with any sort of horror theming with zero regard to whether it was remotely going for that same flavor.

Didn’t the name come from the limited supplies/ammo more than the 3D controls infancy?

Release the Director’s Comedy Cut 🙂

I mean, the 1996 original is famously a funny game, however unintentional, and it became a core part of that games identity. I wouldn't have objected to some laughs, especially since Zach does it so well. I'd rather he trust his own instinct and not in a test audience.

I wanna see Cregger do an Evil Dead.

Huh? Yeah if there’s one thing people hate, it’s laughing. Test audiences are trash, make the movie you want to make.

The hell?! Resident Evil, as a series, is goofy af! Only the REmakes have completely lost their sense of humor. I hope there's a director's cut with ALL the jokes

Give me one single example of a movie too funny.