Fritz :3

hey guys, today I'm coming out as transamorous... i hope you can accept me, please be kind 👉👈

why does super smash bros use percentages if there's no particular meaning associated with 100%?

Hindi is a strange language

why are you like this

found a guy who calls others "Hittite" as a slur

Its funny, a few years ago I was like "AI alignment is a non-issue. As long as the designers have common sense and aren't careless or evil, AI will probably be okay." And then all of the most careless and evil people started forming AI companies and took over the government to support them

my opinion on 9/11 is that there were very fine people on both sides

my toxic trait is that i don't care for quantum mechanics

i don't know who Dolly Parton was and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

if you ever see femboyphobia on the internet, give me a call and I'll get rid of the perpetrator

Now, everyone do this.

what would be the funniest orifice to dilate? I'm voting lacrimal punctum

mamamoder yearnposting

side sleepers be like (:˒[￣]

criterion is trying to create a million anime groypers

the worst person you know just went "erm did Anthropic just claim their AI is sentient?? 🤨"

BREAKING: Israel wins Democratic nomination for U.S. House in Illinois' 9th Congressional District.

she was right

thank fuck for Erythritol, Sucralose, and Acesulfame potassium

the one where he got banned from xbox live on his 360 idk it’s just the most uncool / wildest xbox new’s i’ve ever seen lmao

what's everyone's favorite Epstein file?

Contrapoints said there was no list and that Epstein personally raped 1000 victims on his own for the love of the game Contrapoints said that all of Epstein's victims were over the age of 16 and it is leftist misinfo to suggest otherwise Has anyone checked up with her yet?

"I can be a pedophile all on my own" is not the flex he thinks it is.

"Ninety percent of success in life is just showing up to the island for pedophiles."- Woody Allen

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

we HAVE to win the MIDTERMS so a DEMOCRAT MAJORITY can attatch a NON-BINDING RESOLUTION asking the GESTAPO not to wear MASKS to the OMNIBUS BILL that increases their FUNDING again

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!" Scott Adams: ok *dies*

kacke eher links. scheiße eher rechts. kackscheiße extrem links.

this guy was the face card of my last yugioh deck, before the game got weird (2011)

why the fuck did they give her the prize in the first place

you couldn't pay me to watch this

Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex

the trans panic, legislation of transmisogyny, etc. is not "distracting from the epstein files", it entrenches the sexual abuse. transphobia towards trans kids always entails sexual abuse, by families & states. one of epstein's first victims was a trans girl, ava cordero, who was not believed

hopefuel

the solution to the enshittification of Windows isn't to recommend Linux to everyone. the target audience for Linux is slim.

It is always wildly unproductive to bully average users of mass-adopted technologies (especially when they’re marginalized people) rather than corporations and those in charge of the tech giants. Good to keep the intense scrutiny and criticism of the rollout of AI on people in power 💪

vegans don't talk about potatoes enough

pretty much everyone else I've talked to that got suspended for saying "rest in piss" remains suspended. if you're dealing with a similar situation or bluesky moderation weirdness more generally (or if you know someone who is), hit me up: nathan@aftermath.site