Everything is Bad

this image was clearly made with such burning hate and yet over the years these two have become warm friends. they tapped into something real and true. me when i find a cool stick

Me when I want the money from being a hotel without any of the responsibility or regulatory oversight that comes with being a hotel

I think a lot of Pragmatic Liberal types simply hold personal distaste for trans people and use the "well obviously we have to throw them under the bus, it's just reasonable" position due to that

The dumbest assholes you went to high school with are gonna be HOOTIN for this

You see, making fun of the decor of a chain restaurant is elitist. A real president of the people posts a video of himself dropping human shit out of an airplane onto said people.

I'm going to receive an open heart surgery that will save my life. It did not exist when I was born. It's been improved on so much since its creation that it has a <1% mortality rate now

I have also secured a cease fire in Oleshky. Appreciate the congrats

Knocking on the door of 1300 Rapid

This guy is definitely not getting elected this year

Some people find comfort in a relatively strong form of submission kink, in that someone else does the thinking for you. Those people handle it intelligently and responsibly, with consent and respect. They do not achieve it through forcing state violence on millions of people.

A genuinely shocking thing to me is how modern conservatives keep finding new ways to show everyone how evil they are

Scoop from @brettlogiurato.bsky.social: CBS has sold its local election night coverage to DraftKings, stirring more controversy inside the David Ellison-owned company. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/cbs-draftk...

We will be expected to show grace to the people who authored untold suffering

He fell 170 feet. About three and a quarter seconds.

[To the tune of Smoking In The Boys' Room] waiting for my heart cath

John Malkovich's Wario

Decades of democrats worshipping The West Wing and then when a guy actually does the shit they get mad him about a podcaster he's friends with

I'm gonna need DeBoer to get at least twice as red and mad

They won't do it, but someone in that orbit is going to suggest thinking about an AI press secretary. At least one of those freaks will think it's a good enough idea to suggest.

The one constant about Trump is the endless supply of dorks eager to cozy up to him, only to be humiliated and fired

Babe wake up someone just discovered new code in House of Leaves, a 26 year-old book. www.reddit.com/r/houseoflea...

Tom Homan bragging to grok about getting bribed by an FBI agent

This will be in air for 9 years and will be watched by 80 million Americans a season

Fuck ya’all. I’ve got an opinion and I don’t give a flying fuck if you like it. So sit down, shut your ass up, and take what I’ve gotta say cuz I’m not sorry if it triggers you. (*six minutes, twenty seven seconds later*) I’ve turned off comments and quote tweets on this post because of the trolls

He of course disabled replies on this, so I'll simoly say it here: Michael Whineturd.

Saw this on the shelf at Target and it’s like a portal to an utterly unknowable parallel world. As if i was peering into the dimension from Stalker

Extremely funny to picture her reminding herself to call it Super Intelligence before she groveled

Charlie Day = Charlie Kelly (complimentary) Michael Tracey = Charlie Kelly (derogatory)

I make dis for you

"The ideological secret police are working to arrest and denaturalize members of congress" is not the situation I want to be in while preparing for open heart surgery

In a fit of anger, a conservative I know told me "the right only wants to build, the left only wants to destroy"

AI has allowed people to make the most inscrutable memes imaginable

Stephen Erikson writing DUST OF DREAMS:

The Chess Prodigy - Smack My Bishop

The whole point of the public execution is to test it out on an "acceptable" target first. Like they did with cecot

lol

Get to close out this fantastic year in our golden age with open heart surgery 👍👍👍

This is, as we all expected, what they're going with. Because the president cannot speak English, they get to do their favorite game: say something horrible, agree with the horrible thing, then say everyone is overreacting because they didn't actually say the horrible thing

I think this is the best sports tweet of all time

A fun thing about "edc" is that if you hear someone talking about it, you immediately know that they're a freak (complimentary) or a freak (derogatory). The secondary tell to know which one they are is whether they're wearing cargo pants

A fun thing about having a president who cannot speak coherent English is that his supporters can go "🤓 uh, obviously he means that the gas price being high is a small price to pay compared to the loss of a major city," and there's no real way to argue with them outside of going okay sure man