Koto

🤔...

I laughed out loud at this, at work, for longer than is socially acceptable. And you know what? I'm ok with that. 🤣

The first panel actually ragebaited me but yeah, please remove the raw sewage. I promise I can live.

Ah yes, yet another way that AI is going to kill us. So many options!

zoooooom

What is this? Proposed legislation to actually help people???

DOJ is now 0-20 in cases to obtain state voter files. Here is the list: Arizona California Colorado Connecticut Illinois Kentucky Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island Virginia West Virginia Wisconsin

This is Brady. He gets excited to wake up his bunny every morning. Promised he would be a responsible pet owner, and we think he's doing an excellent job. 13/10 (IG: goodboyscann)

"Swing Span Open" sign failed in the most Midwestern way I've ever seen in my life. Made my day.

I hate that our world is such a shitshow that it actually took me a second to realize this was an Onion article. Jesus fuckin Christ

CARTOON OF THE DAY #AbolishICE (From @dennisgoris.bsky.social )

Rest in peace.

A diarrhea parasite outbreak is what happens when you put a diarrhea parasite in charge of the Dept of Health and Human Services.

Why does my fish tank light have a gender option??

Anyone know how many capuchin monkeys I need to make a cappuccino? Fingers crossed it’s only one as I’m not sure I can get my hands on any more until the zoo reopens.

Me: I’m tired My brain: turn on the tv Me: but I need sleep My brain: go pay some bills Me: I’m so exhausted My brain: oRgAnIzE yOuR sPiCes

safety first!

Spice. Would being normal for 2 minutes be so bad? Please Spice you're killing me

Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

A little shameless self-promotion never hurt anyone...

I'm getting real sick of calls to impeach and remove. Shit or get off the pot, Congress, and do your job.

Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem

A quick, little study... With apologies to Vermeer:

“no worries all good” - me when i’m 100% worried and nothing is good

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

So, uh, where's Congress?

I miss having a President of the United States.

Ultimately, They want to Deport Americans who Can Legally Vote Against Them….

Talebot needs your help! If you're interested in deep thoughts and literary curiosity check out their YouTube page at youtube.com/@thetalefoun... If you like it and want to support the work they do, there is currently a fundraising effort to expand the world's lore at thetalefoundry.com/lore/

the unfortunate result of a young bulb raised in a bad environment

To slightly adapt Orwell: The Supreme Court told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was its final, most essential command.

Dog experiences the beach for the first time . 😍

This is Penny. She had her first vet appointment today. Was diagnosed with a case of the eepies. But other than that passed with flying colors. 12/10 (TT: misspennyperry)

This is Walsh, Dane, Sweetpea, and Wiley. They are all service dog dropouts. Together they have successfully completed one single task. 13/10 for all (IG: dogtor.walsh)

None of it was ever safe. People forgot that the best OPSEC for the internet was to never put things online you weren't comfortable with the whole damn planet seeing.

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

Remy the cat sees a duck for the first time 😂 TT: McKenna

To all who celebrate

Enlist in Operation Epic Fury for a chance to win a MrBeast collab rifle and crypto dot com branded parachute. Only alphas lick these patriot boots!