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spit take

Did it again. My brain processed your headline as fact.

Armenia will be so pissed; will contest this will !

Too soon?

Satan has announced a recall on bad products in Hell. 😁

Gets lost too deep in their cousin*

Get the Onion newspaper you lazy f@cks, it has all these daily posts in one paper and is totally worth it

It’s what pop pop would want

I'd suggest too soon for that type of joke, but its Lindsay Graham, who once falsely apperently claimed to be a friend to American hero John McCain. I've no sympathy for that recently deceased person. Not joy as such, like when Mitch goes, but close.

They’re calling it The Ladybug Offensive

hold up, wait, he was cooking with this one.

Mitch McConnell’s will ends with “Furthermore, I think Carthage must be destroyed”

🤣😂🤣😂

We can’t eat beans now