Eric Woolfe (He/Him)

"Stupidity is a more dangerous enemy of the good than malice." -Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Fine then. "Lake Michigan" shall henceforth be known as "Lake O My God Your Fucking President Is a Thin Skinned Cry Baby".

Sure would be a good time for federal policies that support Canadian film, art and music.

Guess we have to start posting hockey fight videos and Canadian war crimes stories again, until the stupid bastards learn.

Toronto: Buster Canfield & His Industrious Fleas! [Aug 13] @ericwoolfe.bsky.social @eldritchtheatre.bsky.social canadasmagic.blogspot.com/2026/07/toro...

Drew Rowsome understands....

Doug Ford - who has taken over 8 school boards claiming fiscal mismanagement - is selling his new $28.9M private jet. Why the sudden change of heart? "I think it was the fact that Ontarians were flooding his cell phone and his MPP offices with complaints.” - Marit Stiles Keep calling: 416-325-7635

This is so well done. 👌

I predicted someone like Trump many years ago, in THE DEAD ZONE. So now I'm saying this--in the next 12-16 months, we're going to find out if the two machines for the removal of a man unable to fulfill his duties actually work. They are impeachment and the 25th amendment. He is deeply unwell .

This is *literally* how King Croesus bought it after misinterpreting the Oracle at Delphi

Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social When the president of the United States says "a whole civilization will die tonight", the Prime Minister of Canada should take a very decisive stand on behalf of Canada.

Donald Trump is running an openly white-supremacist government and no one’s stopping him because most white Americans — Democrats and Republicans alike — are okay with that 🤷🏼‍♂️

I’m seeing hysterically overwrought posts from Liberals insisting Mark Carney is perfect and why do we even need an NDP anyway??? and okay, maybe you’re comfortable enough to wait for oil wealth to trickle down to the rest of us one day but many are NOT and need advocates now. I like Avi Lewis 👍🏼

Zombies and mayhem! Zombies and mayhem! Check it out if you are in Toronto!

I predict Canda's buttoned up gaggle of centre right professional pundits are underestimating the appeal of Avi Lewis's idea to open a nationalized grocery chain.

If J.K. Rowling had fucked a kid or said the N-word, this wouldn't even be a discussion. So if you ever wonder why the trans community doesn't feel like anyone has their backs *gestures wildly at Bluesky today*

Government that has slashed funding by more than $1500 per student, vilified educators, incapacitated school trustees, muzzled administrators, stonewalled parents, taken over school boards under the pretense of fiscal mismanagement, and axed OSAP demands that you keep politics out of education.

Most despicable... so far.

The United States buying oil from Iran after declaring war on Iran is like if you got mugged in the street and then the mugger gives you his wallet and then keys to his car, and then hands over his knife so you can stab him with it.

BREAKING: Lying OPP investigators lie on lying report claiming lying officers are not lying liars who lie.

So, to be clear... there is a complicated series of national alliances. And then one country foolishly assassinated someone from another country, and then all the various countries in the various alliances were drawn into some kind of- what shall we call it? - a World War? Has that ever happened?

AOC: We already have multiple American service members who are dead for an illegal action that the president has pursued with no plan out. They don’t know why they got into this war. They’re talking about a hundred different reasons, and they don’t know how they’re getting out.

Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social If our support of America's dumb ass plan "comes with regret", we don't actually have to give it.

I cannot wrap my head around just how devastating Trump's entire presidency has been, and will continue to be, for the world. It's too much, too all-encompassing. It's like trying to behold Cthulhu and make sense of him before losing your mind. Fuck that guy, is what I'm trying to say

Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social "If I may... The Iranian regime is a terrible one. But we can not condone the actions of the United States when they are in violation of not only international laws, but their own." See? It's not hard.

Good thing we know Bill Clinton would never lie under oath about having sex.

ourtheatrevoice.com/eldritch-the... My review of @eldritchtheatre.bsky.social's production of NIGHT AT THE GRAND GUIGNOL written and directed by @ericwoolfe.bsky.social is now on stage at Toronto's Red Sandcastle Theatre.

Some one didn't finish reading the Wikipedia article on the Bay of Pigs before planning an invasion...

I don't want to alarm anyone... but I am beginning to think the President of the United States might be crackerdoodles.

Whatever you say, Cheeto Hitler, we are gunna visit you anyway... Trump threatens to block openi... www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Or... hear me out!-- We nationalize the groceries stores and stop feeding the robber barons.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

I am shocked- SHOCKED- that the president who is kidnapping racialized people and shipping them to concentration camps posted a grotesquely racist meme! Who could have seen this coming??

The French showing how to resist fascism this time around...

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

Such a reckless, dangerous game she plays. Right now it hurts Canada, helps Trump.

I honestly didn't think secret police shooting people in the street and arresting journalists would happen until after the midterms were cancelled.

Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...

What's the point of a world without Catherine O'Hara?

No quarter to Vichy Canucks .

"Nice country you got here. Would be a shame if something happened to it." NORAD pact would change if Can... www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

My grade 9 history teacher told us, "The Germans were regular people. The thing to remember is how quickly they accepted fascism. Because it can happen anywhere."

I can't stop thinking, if they are executing white mums and nurses on camera, what is happening in the concentration camps?

The US has always been quick to steal other's valour but super slow to act or help in any way. Really not dependable. WW1 started July, 1914 US entered April, 1917 #Cdnpoli #Uspoli

PM Carney calls on Canadians to buy Canadian