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It's a golf course. That's it. I'm a golfer, but I'm not distressed by whether or not a golf course is going to be de-treed, especially one I'll likely never play. The FUCKING ISSUE here is that this orange motherfucker thinks he is bound by ABSOLUTELY NOTHING for ANY WHIM that tickles his fancy.

To quote Lewis Black: My own personal ball washer.

ACAB

10/10. No notes.

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If you're not disgusted by this, you don't actually like college sports. You like pro sports.

So…do you want extra butter on your popcorn or no?

This is precisely why it happened.

I can't FanDuel imagine why Kalshi Michigan got a PolyMarket second opportunity there brought to you by DraftKings

You fuckers need to learn / go back to using your own faculties, and stop outsourcing your thinking to machines.

Pretty much republican economics IYAM

And thus is the hurdle being faced: I generally agree with the author. The intended audience's general response? "Just put the fries in the bag."

...I honestly thought Tim Curry had passed already.

Fly fishing. Golf. Cycling. All my hobbies do this.

Yummy.

Manager Calls Bullpen Just To Say Hi

[Narrator] He has, in fact, never seen the thing he describes. Because it doesn't exist, and it never has.

My bad? And you think that’s gonna make it all OK? Fuck you, Elon, you shitstain.

Says the guy that looks like a wingless gargoyle. This…thing… is pure, wretched evil.

The man should be shot where he stands.

And he was still a figurative saint of compassion compared to McConnell. They both deserve to perish in unfathomable pain.

HEY YOU STUPID MOUTHBREATHING MOTHERFUCKERS YEAH YOU, YOU FUCKING MAGATS KNOW HOW YOU'RE ALL BLEATING ABOUT ANYONE LEFT OF STEPHEN MILLER IS A COMMUNIST? ... ... ...THIS IS WHAT COMMUNISM ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE WHEN ITS IMPLEMENTED LIKE IT'S THE ACTUAL FUCKING DEFINITION ASSHOLES

I’m fucking done listening to the anti-American bullshit about Balogun after the onslaught of absolute no-calls in this second half.

it’s kind of ironic that the French government better understands and captures the true aesthetics and ideals of America than the groyper weirdos at the White House posting cringe anti-American MAGAslop

The PAR goalie has made some amazing saves. The rest of the team can get bent.

The ref in this PAR FRA match is fucking horrible.

These Paraguay players are assholes.

SUCK ON THAT MOTHERFUCKERS

Soccer officiating is more fucking arbitrary than the bullshit we get in basketball these days. It's unbelievable a ref can just get reduce a team's number of players on the field over something so fucking subjective it's impossible to prove it's not corrupt.

Woooooowwwwwwww

These guys are CHOKING.

In four PKs I’ve seen three things I’ve never seen before

WEVE GOT CLANKS

Both these headlines are from Texas this month. Texas sentenced anti-ICE protestors to 100 years in prison, but a serial pedophile to only 30 days. This is MAGA exemplified.

Hydration break!

There's other ways to break his power. They're just taboo to say bluntly.

Drag this motherfucker out behind the first available barn and Old Yeller the piece of shit.

Donald Trump inheriting a situation that was suboptimal but honestly fine, deciding to personally intervene, and making everything significantly worse at great taxpayer expense is a perfect synopsis of every single thing he has done as president both times.

Fuck this guy and fuck you if you voted for him.

Proposal3: "Water" plant; solves Dilemma and Dilemma2, and potentially Dilemma4.

IT'S ALREADY FUCKING ILLEGAL TO PREVENT IT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAN WE JUST FOLLOW THE FUCKING LAWS WE ALREADY HAVE

Donald went to the Knicks game and they lost for the first time in over a month. Everything he touches turns to shit.

What IF?