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7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

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Each time I point out that the Republican platform is simple (they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it), a few people think I'm exaggerating, and usually some small number of people think I'm being sardonic or something. I mean it quite literally.

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Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

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Here's a block list for all of them bsky.app/profile/did:...

Bill Corbett@billcorbett.bsky.social

Block the absolute shit out of this nazi filth. Do it with an ancient curse on your lips, with black lightning coursing through your blocking finger. Or just do it the regular way. Point being: block ‘em.

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just a reminder that a coaching staff that was handed caleb williams not only orchestrated a string of some of the most preposterous rube goldberg-style losses i've ever seen but then spent the offseason telling some weenie substack guy that caleb had a learning disability

It was also clearly pass interference, but the refs didn't bother calling it

Tim Holstad@timholstad.fantasynowplus.com

I just need to people to understand that Caleb threw that ball 60 yards into a cross wind, rolling to his left off his back foot with a pass rusher bearing down on him. And he threw it perfectly. Like, that was basically the Zach Wilson combine throw but as a game-winning throw for the division.

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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

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