Saw Bruno Mars tonight (he was great, but Anderson .Paak stole the show for me). When I saw what happened in the Sabres/Canadiens game I immediately went to @dirtbagqueer.rocks timeline. It did not disappoint
Each time I point out that the Republican platform is simple (they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it), a few people think I'm exaggerating, and usually some small number of people think I'm being sardonic or something. I mean it quite literally.
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
Block the absolute shit out of this nazi filth. Do it with an ancient curse on your lips, with black lightning coursing through your blocking finger. Or just do it the regular way. Point being: block ‘em.
just a reminder that a coaching staff that was handed caleb williams not only orchestrated a string of some of the most preposterous rube goldberg-style losses i've ever seen but then spent the offseason telling some weenie substack guy that caleb had a learning disability
I just need to people to understand that Caleb threw that ball 60 yards into a cross wind, rolling to his left off his back foot with a pass rusher bearing down on him. And he threw it perfectly. Like, that was basically the Zach Wilson combine throw but as a game-winning throw for the division.
After his interception, Bears QB Caleb Williams went 5-of-7 passing for 62 yards and a touchdown, including two third-down conversions and one fourth-down conversion.
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.