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Jesus then multiplied the fish and bread. Before giving it to the people, he reminded his disciples “everyone must pay at least three denars, we are not feeding freeloaders”.

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

You know, if it wasn’t for that Jesus guy and his awful rants about forgiveness and loving thy neighbor Christianity would be perfect.

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To step away from current politics I’d like to say I’ve been reading about Ireland’s revolution. Coined “the troubles” As I read more into it I can say with 100% conviction the only good thing Margret Thatcher ever did was die. Also, the British suck ass. Fuck Churchill too.

welcome to the resistance, Zeus

what matters now is not whether or not it was right to drive through that daycare pickup line. it's the incredible traction and acceleration of a Ford F-150

nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell

In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

Shooter started a fire in Idaho to actively target firefighters. Two confirmed to have been shot and killed. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/liv...

Every Democrat who hems and haws about voting for Zohran is exactly the type of Democrat David Hogg was right about primarying.

funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing

DEI is a defense against jobs going to incompetents just because they're white.

Pro-tip. If a civil war ever happens. Make sure to dip your bullets in estrogen for quick and easy gender affirming care delivery to your enemies. If you do so. They cannot go to alpha male heaven.

how it feels checking the news every day

We’re not even cooked. We are the cheese that has fallen off a frozen pizza and has sat on the bottom of the oven for two years.

The final tally to advance the CR is 62-38. The Democrats who voted for cloture, giving Donald Trump everything he wants: Cortez Masto (NV) Durbin (IL) Fetterman (PA) Gillibrand (NY) Hassan (NH) Peters (MI) Schatz (HI) Schumer (NY) Shaheen (NH)

Hello chatGPT? Yes I need to write a lie

“Let’s go farther right to cater to moderate conservatives” is the official Democrat strategy. Sorry left leaning folks. Just as we expected, we have very little representation. Now to search “can I sell my citizenship for 5 million dollars”

If you need me to gyrate wildly in a banana hammock next to the Costco hotdog bar, just lemme know

“Violence never solved anything” says individual living in a country born from violence.

Nothing I have said in this thread can be considered Islamophobia. This comment here can be considered a threat to dox though. Which is against Bluesky terms of service.

@bewilderedpeasant2.bsky.social Hey dude. How does this lower the price of my eggs? Or help literally anyone?

Remember kids. If the feds try to talk to you remind them you will not answer any questions without an attorney present. If they ask to come into your residence ask them if they have a warrant.

To quote the old joke: "Why do dogs lick their balls?" "Because they can." That's tRump in a nutshell ... so to speak.

Speaker get on stage, about to start his speech he stutters. Me in the crowd mumbling to myself: must’ve rolled a 1 for initiative.

The face and expression of a man who asked the couch cushion if it came too.