samwisegameboy 🇵🇸

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸

@blaidd.bsky.social

he/him old smelly bastard ephemeral artist i just think blaidd is neat (pls don't say strange things at me)

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(new pinned who dis) hi i attempt to make art sometimes i make gifs i ramble about keiichiro toyama games and art and shit uhhhhh here's a painting of blaidd i never finished sfw, fuck ai, etc., etc.

been thinking, since messmer's crusade evidently didn't start until around godfrey's exile, i wonder if marika simply trusted that the jar ritual was a necessary evil, just as was becoming a god to absorb all contrivances...

likewise, miquella trusts that sacrifices must be made in order to perfect oneself and become a proper god. as does ranni, and even melina... i imagine marika was willing to accept her fellow shamans' sacrifices even if it pained her, so long as she could establish Order

if the shamans really were connected to dominula, it's also possible they already practiced some sacrificial rite, judging by the celebrants' festival of flaying and it's not like the hornsent weren't sacrificing themselves in the process, either. maybe marika had simply been conditioned

reading the synopsis of obsession so i can understand why this one horror victim is somehow off limits for dumb spinoffs and merch and i guess she poops herself and cooks a cat because she was forced to fall in love with some douchebag? thats so sscary ,

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So when I convert video files in Handbrake, my "conversion complete" sound is the Tekken 3 announcer. I'm sitting here watching Tree House of Horror when suddenly the conversion ended with perfect timing

i do love that coppola called it Bram Stoker's Dracula owing to it being the most accurate adaptation of the time while also focusing explicitly on the archaism of the Victorian novel by depicting Lucy's much older suitors as kinda creepy, and Dracula as a reflection of their id

oh and one time i had to give a formal statement because another coworker complained that our OTHER coworker was doing jumping jacks while allegedly not being able to work as usual due to back pain

today at work my brain randomly decided to remind me of every instance of bullying i ever faced which was actually kind of funny because i can't remember any of my bullies' names. i hope they died badly tho lol