Dylan Zwick

Dylan Zwick

@dylanzwick.bsky.social

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Mamdani is going to implement Shania Law. Everyone will be unimpressed.

Popehat@kenwhite.bsky.social

Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne

That's the role she knows?!? Inconceivable!

Peter Sterne@petersterne.com

On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable

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OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks: I am the General Counsel of Antifa.

"If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while." -Tom Lehrer Let's all say something nasty to a friend today.

Al Yankovic@alyankovic.bsky.social

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

What happens in conclave stays in conclave.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."

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I struggle these days whenever someone asks me for my political affiliation. But if you really force me, I’d describe myself as a “Dropbox Independent." I'm full up and can't accept any new information, and I inform you of that every couple days, at inconvenient times.

While I like the particular outcome here, and I have no opinion on the decision (maybe the relevant law is just dumb, and it's not for the courts to correct) but that the governor can do this is ridiculous.

Mark Joseph Stern@mjsdc.bsky.social

NEW: By a 4–3 vote, the Wisconsin Supreme Court upholds Gov. Tony Evers' creative "veto" transforming a two-year school funding increase into a 400-year funding increase. Evers crossed out words, numbers, and hyphens to rewrite the law—legally, it turns out. www.wicourts.gov/sc/opinion/D...

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WORLD-FIRST: Ground-breaking research published today in the Ornithologist Journal has, for the first time, translated common UK bird vocalisations into equivalent phrases in the human language. The results tell us a lot! Extracts below... 🧵

If there's one thing Hillary Clinton knows, it's that you shouldn't take Wisconsin for granted.

Hillary Rodham Clinton@hillaryclinton.bsky.social

Hi, BlueSky. It's Hillary. I've joined up here to help get the word out about an important election in Wisconsin tomorrow, and other ways to defend our democracy against those who think votes can be bought.

Not surprised. You don't get that many publications without beating quite a few postdocs.

Prof Dynarski@dynarski.bsky.social

The 66-year-old woman kicking this guy’s ass is a retired professor of medicine with 16,000 citations on Google Scholar Goals

Sad to hear this. I never considered voting for her, but if more Republicans were like Mia Love, it would be a much better party. The world is now worse off without her voice.

Ben Winslow@benwinslow.bsky.social

BREAKING NEWS: Former Utah Congresswoman Mia Love has died, her family posted on X. She had been battling a form of brain cancer. #utpol

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