Dan Walsh, in the transfer portal

Per tradition started over at the bad place, my display name changes ever year based on how it is addressed by @jrradcliffe.bsky.social’s holiday card.

World Series bound bourbon.

Never doubted you, Yeli.

i have never needed someone to clarify what they meant by that less than john smoltz

BRICE

Never in doubt, Brewers.

Ty France vs Trevor Megill Flyout 💢 Exit velo: 105.3 mph Launch angle: 49 deg Projected distance: 325 ft This would have been a home run at Daikin Park and nowhere else SD @ MIL 🔺 9th

That ball was hit with a 49-degree launch angle. I'm not promising it was staying in play, but it wasn't going as far as the broadcast booth seems to think.

We’ve come a long way since the John Jaha era.

College baseball time

Can I hear the cheers from the 27th floor of my hotel in NYC? Yes. Yes I can

Full of sadness

30 years since I nearly killed Art Alexakis (sort of)

they 1000% should have gotten T-Pain to sing "War Pigs"

So long, CDs. You had a good run.

Well, @theonion.com was so excited about the new issue that they mailed me 5 copies.

I hate to ask, but Rodgers...vaxxed?

just scrolled past six different screenshots of tweets pointing out how bad those tweets are. please stop asking me to smell the spoiled milk.

Never underestimate the desire of a Republican president to take over a country for the purpose of oil.

Two solid Christmas vinyl purchases.

Merry Christmas, weirdos.

This playlist is my Mona Lisa.

Holding penalties are a myth.

Getting an oil change and the Beach Boys / Fat Boys collaboration on Wipeout is on the speakers and I want to die.

I love this story so much, from my Journal Sentinel colleague Piet Levy. www.jsonline.com/story/entert...

Next Monday 🤘🏼 Next Tuesday 🤮

“Uh-oh, overflow, population ‘common food, but it’ll do’, save yourself, serve yourself, world serves its own needs—listen to your heart bleed, dummy with the raptured and the revered and the right, right” And let it be said I’m of the lets eat grandma school of punctuation, so

Ok Brewers, let’s get that free burger.

Please don’t be jealous, but after 30+ years I’m about to finally see Tripping Daisy in concert for the first time. I feel this is an important update. You’re welcome.

The end of an era.

OMG I FIGURED IT OUT UNLIKABLE? SOCIOPATHIC? PETULANT? WHINY? STEPHEN MILLER IS GROWN-UP CAILLOU

And today my financial advisor reminds me that I share a birthday with Hitler.

Happy Easter, weirdos.

if you care what aaron rodgers has to say in 2025, you are doing a great disservice to yourself

Friends and family have the opportunity for the most memorable send off…

High turnout in Milwaukee *should* be a positive sign. I guess we’ll know tomorrow morning for sure.

Did the thing.

for the night crew: today i wrote about the lost art of making mixtapes ihavethatonvinyl.com/liner-notes/...

Americans need to tush push fascists right out the back of the endzone

Super happy for my friend Lucky Diaz who won a Grammy today. And the message he shared.

@mmasnick.bsky.social you’ll appreciate this vanity plate I saw today.

Good morning. Ready for Tottenham, disappointment and Guinness this morning.

Damn. David Lynch too.

An absolute goddamn legend. RIP.

What the fuck, Wisconsin.

Be more like Jeff. (I would have gone more scorched earth)

Happy New Year, everybody. “Now Christians don't walk out on me just yet, You know whose name I'll be yelling as I'm clutching my chest” youtu.be/Du-hFyNqLNE?...