Andrew Bellware

Michael Ann Jello.

You shall nose him as you go up the stairs into the lobby.

Yet.

I did nothing wrong.

Being a good global citizen is the number one priority of the Chimerax Corporation and our entire product line of Abominators

This joke for the real ones. #IYKYK.

A corn.

Bluesky has four types of users

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted.

It's so ugly I thought it was AI. But this image comes from Fox News in a fawning article. It looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory.

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

Really upset about Walter Koenig. It's just... man. Sucks to be old enough to see the icons of your entire childhood pass away.

That this is in THE WASHINGTON POST is almost too much irony to bear.

Congratulations to President Lula on his victory. Last night, the people of Brazil voted to uphold their democracy, championing opportunity for their families and economic independence. I hope all respect this democratic outcome.

I am prepared to disavow Cheesecake Factory.

Imaginator magazine has a lovely review up for HELLOWEEN: The Book of the Movie and of course, the film it was focused on.

"Yes but do you condemn the Cheesecake Factory?"

Why does the Cheesecake Factory refuse to distance itself from Hasan Piker?

The full moon doesn't make werewolves, but it does give them the zoomies.

Well thank god for that.

Timelapse of the setup of The Beaks at the Roc Farms harvest festival. youtu.be/2ivdLjbhWDI Sorry about the closeups.

I am tired of the lies. This is the truth. This is... ewe.

"Remember the a la mode!"

Hello? That's AMBASSADOR Luta to you!

This rabbit is looking at a farmer in a Trump hat trying to have a "harvest festival" party for his employees, about half of whom are from Central and South America, and complaining about how hard farming has gotten over the last few years.

Ha! and this appeared on my timeline. IT IS A SIGN!

Post a meme made by you

Talking to a friend today about my teaching Survey of Western music and he suggested teaching it as "The accumulation of dissonance." I, naturally, was thinking Ligeti's Atmospheres on day 1. ;-)

Rock and roll.

Still New Bedford is a queer place.

I know he doesn't technically have $1 trillion, but I think we could still figure out how much he rakes in over a year and tax it at 99% after the first, like, $10 million. By some reckonings, that would still leave him making between $20 million to $1 billion a year. That should be enough.

Ilhan Omar's real name is Rocket J. Squirrel. You have been warned.

Sleepies!

Oh, it's because Adobe keeps changing the way it handles LUTs.

I'm getting an old movie ready for delivery and it seems that Premiere has, once again, changed the way it handles color in some update. So everything's darker now inside the edit. Bleh.

Dolly Parton, perfect human being, gave her rhinestone guitar to drag queen Brigitte Bandit and that's the real America. www.kxan.com/news/local/a...

For your mental health, here is a Finnish puppycam. H/T @schlchtmyr.bsky.social yle.fi/t/18-332106/fi

'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my treehouse door." Quoth the Piglet, "It's Eeyore!" - Edgar Allan Pooh

Okay. You're NOT a lap-werewolf. You're way too big to sit here. I'm trying to type. C'mon! Don't be slobbery! Yes. You can curl up and sleep down there. Thank you for keeping my feet warm.

Ugh. I woke up this morning and there was a werewolf in my bed--sticking his nose under my pillow, giving my neck a crick. Then I'm like "why am I so stiff and uncomfortable and crampy?" and it's because ANOTHER werewolf was curled up at the end of the bed, making me sleep with my legs twisted up.

“Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to vote… as it is my designated polling place.”

Yall wanna see a hippo tummy

Ramaswamy has produced an attack ad weaponizing the rape of his opponent, Amy Acton, when she was 12 years old. It features Acton’s mother, who abandoned Acton after she was raped by her step-father, fleeing the state with her husband. Here is the corporate money helping fund that ad.

Oh look, here I'm being made fun of for my bad camera operation. youtu.be/rKX-XQtL7uI?...