Sarah Twycross

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On centrism

I should write romantasy

The Vampire. #Monsters

My wife will be home tomorrow = )

there was a "my vent art" meme circulating recently, but I'm presenting this: my joy art

I’ve been rewatching Nightmare on Elm Street movies while working

Urban Dead cursed me when I was younger with the belief that I'd look cunty in a cassock and I've yet to be truly disabused of the notion

dead end dot com / stolen tweet

8 AM POST: just watched my neighbor throw a real mario powerup in the dumpster 8 PM POST: (IMAGE OF WOLF SMOKING A CIGARETTE) i have to lock in. 8:30 PM POST: what if it was spelled "penice"

Current mood

The specific oppression which exists at the intersection of discrimination against autistic people and hatred of women. Otherwise known as Trains-Misogyny.

I've been lovingly described as a hot water bottle/rotisserie chicken before due to my high metabolism and tendency to rotate in my sleep, if you're looking for this in a bedfellow hmu

Bumper sticker reading “MY OTHER MAP IS THE TERRITORY”

Like yeah I understand being an avoidant compulsive liar who feels fundamentally disconnected from other people and how that would make you willing and able to lie about medical technology for money and abuse your employees

ELIZABETH: I’m not really familiar with the Sugondese people either. NATHAN: Okay. BILLY: I hear you Nathan, and your line of questioning is valid. But I think what she’s too nice to say is that if the Sugondese won’t assimilate with our culture, they shouldn’t be allowed in our country.

Nathan Fielder: Do you understand why the joke was funny Elizabeth Holmes: Steamed hams is a funny thing to call a hamburger

"my child turned out fine" sir your child thanks people for not being mad at them even when theyve done nothing that could merit them being mad

haha yeah I'm AGP A- G- God damn them all, I was told/ we'd cruise the seas for American gold/ we'd fire no guns, shed no tears/ now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier/ the last of Barrett's P- Privateers

never kill your self. by the time you get into your 30s every trans woman ten years younger than you will want to call you "mommy". the sex will be mid

as a trans woman: NEVER let your family throw a rocky horror picture show party. no matter how woke you think they are, they'll give your sister's boyfriend dr frank n furter and force you to be the evil incest maid

these soi-disant woke motherfuckers made me cosplay chappell roan against my informed consent

Yeah, people talk, but there are times when our age gap comes in handy :) like crosswords! I do all the clues about current music, and he does all the ones about what you used to be able to call the Irish

My initial skepticism of 2077 was a big budget mass market product carrying the word "Punk" and I haven't really let go of that, but I played the game and enjoyed it now and so the whole thing feels like unintentional metanarrative

Johnny Silverhand in Fortnite as an elaboration of 2077's narrative of him being a pale reflection of himself trapped on a piece of corporate tech, an idea from the past that can only express itself through its own exploitation, Debord's Inferno

If you haven't read Shadow of the Torturer I would advise it. It almost does it a disservice that it can only be acquired as 'book 1 of Book of the New Sun' and as part of a single volume with Claw of the Concilliator, it is incredibly compelling on its own terms.

Share who you think looked the hottest anyone has ever looked in a movie

Y’know, the “forever gm” meme is kind of annoying. Gming isn’t something I dislike, it is my favorite way to play games. You know what I DO dislike? Being the forever scheduler. The forever planner. The one who’s gotta get the ball rolling every time. I think that’s like half of gm burnout for me

Many fins, all the fins

girl. I wanna take you to the

Greed dragon

the reason why superintelligent apes in fiction almost always tend to be gorillas isnt because we consider them to be smarter than the chimpanzee (theyre not) but because we can see wisdom in a gorillas gaze & know that a chimpanzee with the intelligence of a human would be a genocidal freak asshole