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That is a 50% increase over 2022. Incredible.

If you're not in Rep. Omar's state, here is a highly reliable site that works for all states. It's run by the League of Women Voters, and has been around forever. Very trustworthy. vote411.org

Adults voting on whether a subset of children get to be treated like human beings, what a cool fucking system we've got here.

It's in... ONE WEEK!

A 2025 Nobel Prize winner in chemistry, Omar Yaghi is the son of Palestinian refugees who grew up in Jordan. He just left the US to move to China after raising concerns about rising anti-immigrant sentiment, like the kind shown here. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/china-than...

A 45-year-old Republican candidate in Iowa is being sued by his parents for $275,000 in unpaid rent. trib.al/ihJjZc5

This is legit wild. One of the Trumpiest GOP kooks we’ve had holding high office here in Texas makes an absolute spot-on, beautiful, non-partisan call for government transparency against the governor’s attempt to hide his emails with Elon Musk.

This report has a lot more information than that one less-than-credible accusations against Trump. If people read (I know, it's an impossible ask), you'll see there are three more I would deem extremely well-evidenced and credible.

[making up ghost story as I go along] but this was no ordinary Honda Accord

buddhistly killing a man in reno just to watch him escape samsara

All standing pangolins look like Bob Cratchit asking for Christmas day off.

if you want to follow ANYTHING from what elected Lula here in brazil, this is the most important lesson and change of mindset that happened here just don't give them the attention they want. let them speak amongst themselves and let us win by silencing them with our voices

Sex robot for FBI agents?

okay but I do want to see a movie version of Fahrenheit 451 that includes the Hound and uses a BD robot dog to play it yes I know BD would never permit it

Imagine if your name was actually Gregor Samsa, how terrified would you be to go to sleep every night? You would be riddled with anxiety. You'd have the worst insomnia ever. If there is a Samsa family out there, it should be a crime against humanity for them to name their child Gregor.

Bustin’ makes you feel good? Sure, but it’s also highly addictive. If you or someone you know is experimenting with bustin’, help is available. Bust safely

"So long, suckers," I sobbed. I loved those suckers. I'd miss them terribly

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

hot dog summoning circle

when a couple I’m friends with breaks up and one of them tries to make plans with me, I forward it to the other with “would you like to make a counter?”

Hey Bluesky, we brought these for you! 🍌🍌🍌 What traits would you like to see bred into the next iteration of chimpanzees?

There’s a guy performatively reading at the library. Literally been at a table in the back corner for hours, probably waiting for some woman to notice him. Pathetic

Cindy Hyde-Smith must be in real trouble

Just caught two astronauts on my roof playing hooky from space

Well played

People Magazine has it! people.com/former-miss-...

The pettiest hill that I will die on is that if your cool character in a historical novel is rolling their eyes at social conventions, no they're not, eye-rolling didn't become a widely described gesture in English literature until the *1980s* books.google.com/ngrams/graph...

Robert F. Kennedy Sr. spent his time in government fighting *against* racist bigots who said these exact same things, except their rants were against “Africans”

Racism is the defining feature of the right

motherfucker have you heard of algebra

Homepage of the @miamiherald.com with story by @jkbjournalist.bsky.social that mentions rape in the first paragraph. See, it's not so fucking hard. www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...

The only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.

The NYT story does not even include the word rape. Not once.

Two former Governors of South Carolina - one from each party - have endorsed Democrat Annie Andrews who is running against Sen. Darline Graham R-SC

First two paragraphs of the Executive Summary:

Like an old-time newspaper article, with all the sub-headlines. This is from the Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee. I can only hope is gets some coverage in, you know, newspapers. democrats-judiciary.house.gov/media-center...

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

They want to ban trans people from swimming in college athletics but they also want to ban trans women from getting changed in the locker rooms at your local community swimming pool also. Denying us this kind of space is a route to denying us health and life.

Interesting approach by Mike Rogers to make his loyalty to Elon Musk & the oligarchy an explicit part of his campaign earlier this year. “When you stand with my Senate campaign today, you are directly shielding Elon Musk,” Rogers wrote. www.metrotimes.com/news/mike-ro...

AstroTurf group hires former Ken Paxton lawyer accused of sexual misdeeds to defend itself over fraudulent trans mailers

Vivek Ramaswamy has graciously offered to help market the GOP as the Pedo party.