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“I think we all know we have a massive federal deficit or debt, & we're having deficits & that cannot continue,” DeWine said. “I mean I don’t think that’s a secret. I don’t think too many people disagree with this. You’ve got to find the money somewhere.” It's in the billionaires' pockets, DeWine 👍

Shang Chi is a top-tier MCU movie for me, up there w/the first Iron Man, Captain America the First Avenger, Ant-Man, and the first Guardians of the Galaxy. What I’m most excited about for the new Spider-Man movie is it’s directed by Destin Daniel Cretton, director of Shang Chi 🍿

The word of the day is: Raaarrr

Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her but, don't judge her based on her appearance. Women should support each other, not tear each other down.

Watching Graham Norton interview compilations for Devil Wears Prada & realizing that in the same way I need a globe-trotting investigative comedy series starring Tim Roth & Alan Tudyk or Daisy Ridley & Hayley Atwell as crime-solving partners, I need the same thing w/Stanley Tucci & Alan Cumming 🍿

I'm sorry I am running late, my cat will not cooperate 🐱

Me, I am

EVERY commander who told US troops that the war with Iran was ‘all part of God’s divine plan’ should be relieved of duty and kicked out of the U.S. military.

Rep. Raskin to Noem: You budgeted an astonishing $220 million so you can star in self-promoting photo shoots. You're living rent-free in the official waterfront residence reserved for the commandant of the US Coast Guard. You spent $172 million to buy 2 luxury jets for your travel.

A rent-seeking middleman between you and your every thought.

It's a good goal to have.

In a world where grief bleeds through our hyperconnected lives, where minds fracture under invisible weight, where democracy withers in the shadow of authoritarians—joy is no longer a luxury. It's insurrection.

There should be a checkout lane for people who are literally only buying one single thing and have no questions about their solitary item.

🎵 you know me, you know i'm carefree 🎶 might switch it up, living in 5D 🎶 bitch, kick it up 🎶 when i rise like phoenix 🎶 (they don't know what happening) 🎵 Qveen Herby // 5D 🌈✨🎵🎶

If you're an English teacher and you make your students diagram a single sentence from the president's formal remarks, you will be charged with felony assault and sent to prison for the rest of your natural life.

I need a mashup track of Uprising by Muse crossed with Call Me by Blondie, stat 🌈✨🎵🎶

Of all of Pam Bondi's histrionic, scenery-chewing comedy performances, my absolute favorite has to be Meg Swan from Best In Show 🍿

No, Donald Trump cannot implement voting changes via Executive Order. He may try but if he does, he we will sue and we will win.

Joy is different from fun or entertainment. It's not a celebration of suffering. It's like finding fresh air when sadness surrounds us from all sides. Joy is balm, mental medicine. It offers company in loneliness, nourishment for a weary mind. It provides solace when vulnerability overwhelms us.

MILLER: “I’m about to go full Bernie, and I worked for Jeb Bush. That’s a pitchfork-type anecdote for me.” @timmiller.bsky.social on Bezos ballooning from $23 Billion to $240 Billion At last, Tim’s transformation is complete! Full @thebulwark.com @profgalloway.com ep: youtu.be/Zi07_fWFBVk?...

Some thoughts on what de-magafication of our institutions might look like when this nightmare is over (free post) open.substack.com/pub/asharang...

Every time I watch the DCU Superman it's hard not to laugh at the alpha bros crying tears of impotent rage that someone finally got Superman right 🍿

🎵 what do you do with a breakfast bagel? 🎶 what do you do with a breakfast bagel? 🎶 what do you do with a breakfast bagel? 🎶 early in the morning 🎵

Trump 1.0 did this, too. Remember that Obama had a plan to deal with a pandemic, and the Trump admin just threw it out. Then we had a pandemic and they had no plan.

Hello folks! In our neverending quest to get our filament needs away from Amazon, I'm doing a call today specifically for elegoo gift cards! They have really nice affordable bundles & a few of our printers love their PETG! Send to whistlerequests@proton.me 💓 us.elegoo.com/products/ele...

🎵 you thought that you were the bomb 🎶 yes, well, so did i 🎵 Tori Amos // Spark 🌈✨🎵🎶

Art doesnt belong to the people who are good enough at it to receive acclaim for their talent. I read poems for the school literary magazine that were not high quality, forced rhymes and saccharine sentiment, but i knew every person who wrote their poem had put real love into it.

Pam Bondi should now be referred to as Eva Braun-Nose.

You knowe the coole thinge about Gen A.I.? Aye, me neither

Trump’s definitely a fornicator of goats…which is ALSO a crime.

Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them (Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)

I’ve watched a lot of congressional hearings over the last 40 years. This performance by Bondi is the single most unprofessional, non-responsive, reprehensible and obnoxious I have ever seen from any witness who has testified before any committee of either chamber.

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She seems nice

Rep. Raskin: “You ignored the law and even with over 100,000 employees at your disposal, you acted with some mixture of staggering incompetence, cold indifference, and jaded cruelty towards more than 1,000 victims raped, abused, and trafficked. This performance screams cover-up.”

The GOP wants to investigate Bad Bunny lyrics but not child sex traffickers. https://time.com/7376165/ogles-bad-bunny-super-bowl-halftime-sexual-lyrics-congress-investigation/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=editorial&utm_content=100226

Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist! Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.

Speaking of Ohio State — we’re told Dr. Mark Landon, the gynecologist who was getting secret payments from Epstein, won’t last the week there. How long til billionaire Les Wexner’s name comes off their building? www.10tv.com/article/news...

I mean...they were telling us like thirty years ago.