Dan Matthews

Hey just a quick question what type of numerals do we use for everything

let me guess... it escaped?

Farage looks awful. Hate ages you, but so does running from scandal to scandal without having the sense to quit.

The only way out of this is being data-driven. - What was the size of the majority in 2016. - What did that demographic look like, and are they still actually with us. - Was a referendum the right idea, given the misinformation faced. www.politics.co.uk/2026/10/mela...

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Trump:

Shit in our rivers is legal for a price. Perfect metaphor for how neoliberalism is fucking us over IMO.

"They can start cutting people's faces up. They can stab someone. They can shoot someone." EXCLUSIVE: Our hidden cameras capture the leader of Turning Point UK organising a fake rally for a foreign government and helping arrange a murder-for-hire with loyalist paramilitaries.

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It does sound silly small-potatoes stuff, but this kind of guardrail regulation on private companies after they're being trusted with so much infrastructure level stuff is a great precedent to prevent runaway predatory capitalist practices.

I think I found him

"The Cruelty Is The Point" www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb_s...

I spat out my peppermint tea 🤭

The rivers are full of shit, there's black-clad gangs of nazis smashing up HMOs, and you need to take out a mortgage to buy a Tescos meal, but sure, ASBOs for TikTok teens or whatever.

Oh man, if this takes down that c**t Samuel Leeds and his ilk, i'll cry with happiness. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

You'd think this would hurt him, more than help, but we live in weird times.

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. Are they actually selling this shit as "Flying"?

I think i'm fine, thanks.

Zelenskyy has realised that the true targets here are the data centres - the ones propping up both regimes, destabilising the west that should be providing aid. The bots are the "vocal majority" giving the AFD and MAGA the balls to say "there are loads of us!" and by shutting them up, he might win.

Yep. I honestly have considered getting back on X a few times because I feel like i'm missing out on tech conversation, but ... most of that tech conversation is just wanking each other off about AI at the moment. I just can't support Elon in any way. Dude is demonstrably dangerous.

Uncommon Labour Leader W.

Monday

We really need to hold the media accountable before we try to re-enter the EU. It would change many things.

Ah yes, the treatment of a man that married a non-white woman, vs. the man that was best friends with a paedophile and human trafficker, who is also accused of sleeping with one of the aforementioned underage, trafficked, women

Nah I love having to wear noise cancelling headphones in my own living room because our neighbours have a fucking huge soundbar against the shared wall. 🙄

Tom Watson is, case in point, a 'traitor' in much more of a regard than anyone that the right-wing thugs call traitors for opposing their racism. Words used to mean the things they actually mean.

Why not expand the UK GOV Digital team to run it in-house? Why an outside contractor?

Ah, Prime Day. The biggest non-event in the history of mediocre sales. Opened amazon to order some dog poop bags and got my eyeballs blasted right off my face.

Bought a HBO max subscription a while ago so i could download Lanters episodes and watch them on the iPad on the train. Found out the full Silicon Valley series is on there, so i will be keeping it until a rewatch is completed.

Damn Israel fucked up so bad that people are pushing videos of Erdogan talking about them as being righteous.

She's so GOATed.

Jaysus.

INB4 he blames "Lefties" for sinking it and says something like "this is a war".

I keep thinking "we should shut facebook down", but I think what I really think we should do is get everyone with an ounce of sense to leave it and just let the reform UK voters and Russian bots eat it from the inside, like a honeytrap for corpse-eating flies.

Fucking Amazon, man, what's wrong with this picture and why, I wonder?

They'll limit the comments on this because it's two local lads, but you can bet if it had been anyone non-white they'd be leaving them open so people can have a good whinge about "the usual suspects" and "looks like more doctors and engineers" in the comments...

The gammons on our local "Spotted: {city}" pages are going to melt down over this.

Way too revealing

Imagine if Zionism is toppled because people think Ed Sheeran is such a wet wipe. This will be one for the history books.