Dallin

Bluesky, say hello to Jasper 🥺

Best part of getting to work remote now is having Jasper attempt to help me 🥰

Decrying violence against political opponents rings a bit hollow when you pull Secret Service protection from your political opponents.

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

I stg I was born to be a housewife bc there is nothing I love more then separating my man’s darks and lights and then steam-mopping the floors

Omg it is

TikTok coming back??

I’ve not been posting much (like at all 💀) but come the tiktok ban, y’all better buckle up for me to absolutely blow this shit up 💅🏻

KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine

Having an autoimmune disorder is sort of like being in an abusive relationship with yourself.

Authorities are baffled when the potential backpack shooter pulls out his ‘Get out of jail free’ card.

I hope Luigi got to see wicked before he got arrested 😭

One thing about me is that I will ALWAYS be a hater

Ugh ya’ll I’m back from my 6-day rot binge don’t think you can get rid of me that easily

Some of them think they’re getting banned when really everybody is just blocking them 💀

@lanascliq.bsky.social wake up

Not a landslide

Water is the first ingredient in Diet Coke so IT COUNTS AS HYDRATION

I had a salad for dinner so I could drink six beers.

So kind of Beyoncé to invite the NFL to her show 🥺

Reddit in shambles ever since I become a Bluesky devotee

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

Toe reveal at 100 followers

My dad tryna be an ally with the Beyoncé gif 💀

Okay I’m kinda getting pissed at all this unlabeled porn. Idgaf if you’re a porn account but label your shit. I’m gay asf I don’t wanna see ur titties

Seriously. I listen to this daily. It's the original with Arianas part in it. It hits so damn good. youtu.be/LOrok6LkHpM?...

Me when I’m InstallShield

Me waving my hand around to get my Apple Watch stand goal

I didn’t order this?

Happy to announce I just grew my third brain cell!!

Now I get why Trump was so obsessed with Hannibal Lector. He was trying to appoint him to head the Food and Drug Administration.

Charli xcx’s BRAT takes over Times Square.

Girly girl productions:

Congrats @jonchy.bsky.social for getting his drivers license!!

Each public school determines the best use of its distributions through its School Community Council, which consists of parents and educators. How the money is spent can vary depending on the school’s unique needs.

Bath & bodworks in shambles

Beyoncé looks unrecognisable in new shared photo

Cardi B confirms via Instagram Live her sophomore album will be released next year.

Anyone know of a “following” feed that is just real people? I wanna see all yalls posts without the news mixed in #feed

I will never understand why some people choose not to use their turn signals. When I’m barreling down the highway in a 2-ton metal box I sure as hell want other drivers to know what my intentions are.

My children

GUYS WE ARE AT 18.93M

Welcome, @jonchy.bsky.social !! Give him a follow if you’d like :3

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

Just farted