The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW

NOW IT CAN BE TOLD!!!1!! In honor of cDcDay 2025, let it be known that we have deposited a Big Box o' cDc Booty (not that kind, y'filthy bastards!)... somewhere. Where could it be? Who can say! Mebbe there'll be hints later, if we don't smoke too much nutmeg and forget. BOW TO THE COW.

the most moderate, apolitical and non-controversial opinion in Elon Musk is that everything he sells is too good to be true, and will either fall apart and be expensive to fix, or will be clawed back and resold to you for more money

calif.io/php2shell/ PHPocalypse: The Comic Book

I’ve written a fairly lengthy blog about what FOIA documents reveal about what the FBI knew about teen hackers in 1987 and I’m agonizing about publishing it because I’m not sure anyone will be interested.

cowboystatedaily.com/2026/10/13/h... CULT OF THE DEAD COW can neither confirm nor deny widespread media reports of our involvement in recent wiener-projectile events.

arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026... STOP PUTTING APPLIANCES ON THE INTERNET

unwall.app/www.smh.com.... OOPSIE DAISY

futurism.com/artificial-i... @doctorow.pluralistic.net knows what time it is.

I'll be speaking Thursday at the online #opensourcesecuritysummit about Cult of the Dead Cow and why ethical work in software is more possible and more important than ever. This is a FREE event, with no cost to you the consumer. Hope to see you there!

www.eff.org/deeplinks/20... IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY PREDICTED THIS.

**CULT OF THE DEAD COW COMMUNIQUE - PRIORITY 00A1** FOOLS BEST RECOGNIZE - THE COW HATH CHOSEN, THE HERD EMBIGGENED @johnthreat.bsky.social now walks amongst us, the Elite of the Elite. Thus it has been spoken, thus it is done. BOW TO THE COW / WORD TO THE HERD .ooM **COMMUNIQUE ENDS**

bsky.app/profile/zold... At this time, CULT OF THE DEAD COW can neither confirm not deny widespread media reports of cDc's involvement in milkhacking operations around the globe.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2... WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.

Pretty much.

Come check out Veilid and join the revolution at BsidesLV! Veilid bringing the PLUR this year! Privacy Liberty United Revolution Come get Veilid rave candy and hang out!

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

Lifted pickups are extremely dangerous. Their blind zones are enormous, and they can crush anyone or anything in their path. Keep in mind: Lift kits fall under state jurisdiction. State legislators and regulators can restrict them, or even ban them completely.

Best Headline of the Day.

In CA (but not everywhere), it’s illegal for cars to enter bike w rare exceptions. When Waymo does it there, it’s breaking the law. Doing so is also super dangerous. A SF cyclist is suing Waymo for dooring her after blocking a bike lane. She says she landed on a SECOND Waymo blocking the lane.

If you search online, you'll find lots of pictures and videos of Waymos blocking bike lanes, especially in San Francisco. It’s so common (and controversial) that SF Chronicle did a story about it.

The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049 vs the Toronto skyline from right now.

HapppPPPy cDc day, skeetr0nz!!one! It's that most magical day of the year, once again! To celebrate this year, in addition to 7-11 handing out free slurpees in our honor, CULT OF THE DEAD COW itself has decided to reveal a couple more clues to the location of (one of) the herd's treasures!

DEAREST SUPREME LEADER, WE APPLAUD YOUR COURAGE AND MASCULINITY OF CHOOSING TO STAND IN THE HEAT FOR TWO HOURS. DON'T LET THOSE LIBERAL SCUM SEE YOU SWEAT! REMEMBER NOT TO DRINK ANY WATER FOR AT LEAST A DAY BEFORE THE EVENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. -=CULT OF THE DEAD COW=-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Ri... HEY THERE, K-k0W Ph0rcE and associated baddest of asses! New vid on cDc just dropped! CHECK IT OUT, YOU WACKY KIDZ!

arstechnica.com/security/202... WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.

There is a certain irony in cattle people throwing all of their weight behind an administration that promised to be friendly to rancher politics, only for that administration to allow a hideous cattle parasite to make it into Texas because cooperating with Mexico is woke and gay

SEEMS LIKE SOME FOLKS HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW STYLEGUIDE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS.

HOT NEW STYLEGUIDE ENTRY JUST DROPPED

REMEMBER, KIDZ! CULT OF THE DEAD COW styleguide sez: Two spaces after every sentence-ending period is the only correct way to render text, and that prepositions are always fine to end a sentence with.

Bonus tip from the cDc styleguide: The word formerly spelled "Algorithm" is to now correctly spelled as "Algorhythm".

CULT OF THE DEAD COW would like to note that according to the only styleguide that matters, "a couple of", can mean two OR three, but never four or more.

github.com/cyberpapiii/... Make no mistake -- This is also hacktivism.

CULT OF THE DEAD COW would like to note that according to the only styleguide that matters, "a couple of", can mean two OR three, but never four or more.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnGc... HEY THERE BUCKAROOZ! IT'S ANOTHER TREASURE FROM THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW MEDIA VAULT (LOCATED SOMEWHERE UNDER THE ANDORRAN WILDERNESS)! CHECK CHECK CHECK IT OUT! or don't. I mean, you do you, homeslice.

Once again we have come to the most fool-pitying day of the year! HAPPY 74TH BIRTHDAY TO CULT OF THE DEAD COW'S PATRON SAINT!!!1!

cyberscoop.com/github-inter... WELL THAT DOESN'T SEEM GREAT.

www.cyera.com/research/ble... Thanks, Ollama.