te pua o te rēinga

te pua o te rēinga

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walter (bats/crow) a pickle for the knowing ones figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand discord: cucumberlife

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my inner child has unionized with the two wolves inside me and their demands are unreasonable; eat a vegetable, get some sleep, live a life of quiet fulfillment, the list goes on and on. gonna fire a few gas canisters up my ass to smoke those fuckers out then hit em with the lawyers, bezos style

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my boy Granwoldë swallowed the cursed amulet now he keeps poopin out tiny, malformed versions of his dad that scream in agony and melt after a few seconds into puddles of acid goo and then worms crawl out of the goo and explode into mist dr lantern: have you tried whale oil... mayhaps kerosene...

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Welcome to the bartizan. You can shoot arrows out of the arrow slit if you want to, but most of us spend our turn at the slit gazing at stars.

my top 10 from when i was 20 (1986) (no order) -hejira/joni mitchell -blonde on blonde/dylan -skylarking/xtc -the harder they come/jimmy cliff-various -funky kingston/toots -hunky dory/bowie -day of wine and roses/dream syndicate -reckoning/rem -hounds of love/kate bush -queen is dead/smiths

early but for 2026 -hejira/joni mitchell -skylarking/xtc -funky kingston/toots -hounds of love/kate bush -mozambique/count ossie -grounation/count ossie -disintegration/cure -horses/patti smith -tabla tarang/pandit kamalesh maitra -astral weeks/van morrison

you guys i’m starting to think that gang and crime discourse is just a way for the right wing to launder fear and racism through the dominant centre-right media whilst maintaining a facade of respectability.