Himbo Deluxe

Tip touched the bowl smdh

Need to finish (or, more accurately, restart) Dead Souls at some point but the copy I was reading years ago got caught in a Lamb Rogan Josh ready meal explosion in my backpack and I kinda gave up

Get in loser we're ballkanising this Pizza Hut

Applying for a mortgage on a psychosexual torture fortress

Dear Mr beast

HR are putting a ban on us getting sponged down by the interns after meetings fuck sake hate my life

Bro you're talking a lot of shit for someone who doesn't wanna get expelled from the pit

Tricorn Vs bicorn who y'all got

ladies love my sword which steals the light from heaven. they actually love it when i pull Sunbreaker out of its sheath for no good reason and the noonday air turns dark and cold as a moonless winter night. women actually prefer this

My torso isn't real it's just a sack filled with 800 salamanders

Tall is out for 2027. The ladies will be looking for furtive rodentia in their potential partners.

Actually it's time to be blissful now

Legendary uncle bathes you in his chartreuse light

Nice Tugger. Rum Tum?

I keep Ne-Yo trapped in an orbital satellite base. He's quite happy there I assure you.

Rum Tum Tugger, eh? Alright Mr Lloyd Webber sheesh 👀👀👀

Chicken goujon orbital strike delivery

“Slobobanned Milobo-“ i begin, commencing my fifteenth vocalized variation in the last three minutes in the metro car before someone skewers me with an umbrella

#GnawingOnIt

Good heavens, you appear to have quite the handsome erection

🎶Pick up your desk with your teeth🎶

Inventing erotic stretching routines at my desk. I have a thoroughly captivated gallery. HR have put out a wet floor sign, but taken no further action.

Me n the boys are braiding our meat together later if you wanna come watch

📳 Dharmic mode 📳

i made a book that is a poem

I'm built like this btw

Almost forgot it was get a bag Tuesday smdh

Shave and a haircut, three bits?

I hear a great bell tolling in the distance. It's peals sing to me in an unknown tongue, yet one I have known eternal. The Church of the Woated opens its doors, brother. They cry "Fall not upon your sword, but unto our consecrated slovenhood". And yae, I fear I must heed them.

8 AM POST: just watched my neighbor throw a real mario powerup in the dumpster 8 PM POST: (IMAGE OF WOLF SMOKING A CIGARETTE) i have to lock in. 8:30 PM POST: what if it was spelled "penice"

Summoning an erstwhile buff ting from the grand duchy

The horn arrangement on Nite Klub remains undefeated

I'm winning the ballon d'or btw

They're quote posting you in the quote posts bro.