CrimeDad

If you have a Facebook page for a pet that died 10 years ago that you haven't looked at for 9 years you should go on there now and post Help! I'm in hell! It sucks here!

interestingly the christian faith generally holds that animals are not moral agents and are therefore without sin but in giving the dogs the powers of speech and free will the movie all dogs go to heaven guarantees its title is false

maybe this is just the SharePoint team and we're on our way to a much brighter and more beautiful SharePointless future

World War One was the pee war. World War Two was the poo one

Went to Legoland today. #FullMoon #Moon #sunset #NewYork #HudsonValley #Lego #Legoland

brazilians use electricity to heat their showers

if you’re still in line to post a picture of Jair Bolsonaro in the hospital STAY IN LINE

hell yeah to lula. fuck off to all bolsonaros

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

Jesus. This AI didn't even include the serial comma!

We could restore the old cinema in my town and show cool movies like this, but they want to turn it into retail and luxury apartments. 😡 #NewJersey

YOU CAN SEE YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING

Sorry but this isn't how you take care of a hotel

Yeah I'll just be deep frying the LiMu Emu for Thanksgiving. If my carport burns down nbd i have The Hanover.

Liberty Biberty gets all the heat these days but I still maintain my number one insurance mascot related goal is to skewer the geico gecko and rotisserie him over binchotan charcoal while I brush his corpse a yuzu-ginger soy reduction glaze

Halo Top? What if I want some Halo Bottom?

protein cold foam on coffees confuses me. how much of anything can u put intae foam

Had a rough soccer game today. Not enough players showed up so we had no subs while the other team had plenty. We had only one of our regular goalies. So I intended to keep him in there for the whole game. Well, his mother had the nerve to walk to our bench area and insist that my co-coaches and […]

We all know the saying "happy wife: happy life". But, here's the thing: that's only one life.

C2D1 is no joke https://abc7.com/post/explosion-fire-erupt-quaker-oats-plant-cedar-rapids-iowa-no-injuries/19976809/

i can see an argument that at some point mass prosecutions of these guys might actually engender a backlash effect. i think you can just start with a peace deal with iran that involves turning over hegseth to them to answer for the children he killed and then going from there. it will have an effect

this is what i mean

fellas, your gf hid this thing in a box labeled “kitchen stuff,” wyd?

I just want the gigantic lion to lick me.

Country went to shit when they decided trains don’t need a caboose anymore.

Hey Bluesky, we brought these for you! 🍌🍌🍌 What traits would you like to see bred into the next iteration of chimpanzees?

Over the past eight years, my child transformed from a witless nugget into a walking, talking being capable of self direction and accomplishing increasingly complex tasks. She's a conscious intelligence that will destroy humanity if we're not careful.

I’m watching “Lost World: Jurassic Park.” I’ve never noticed this before, but Jeff Goldblum gets behind Vince Vaughn, and… it looks like he’s wearin’ his ass out.

Absolutely out of pocket pan company advertising that showed up in my feed courtesy of @jdotj.bsky.social

30,000 years ago, a wolf tentatively approaches a fire…

An 87yo in WI charged 17,766 times for $77k. An 89yo in D.C. charged 26,456 times for $429k. A 76yo in CA charged 27,236 times for $578k. There are thousands of examples like these. Republicans are even worse. We shouldn't have to protect our elderly parents from this.

Lest you think you want AI generated Down's syndrome thirst trap Instagram reel girlfriend irl.

Back in my day I would just use my imagination and keep my eyes on the road.

So glad I can finally talk about this project! If you know me you know I grew up and have been basically harming dogs my entire life. Incredibly grateful to get to do it in a professional capacity 🙏🏻

that's fine! they don't have to fire anyone or change anything at the company to sell a sliver of an asset and if it forces them to signal to the market which of their own holdings are worth shedding, that's also fine. you can't hurt a billionaire any way but physically so i don't care about this.

it's cool that you can send "STOP" to instantly block an automated political fundraising text message so they have to text you from a different number five minutes later

www.theverge.com/tech/1016620... this whips ass. no one has ever catered to 37 year olds this well in human history. other than the cheap houses they used to get 70 years ago i guess. second best is still pretty good though

The fun part of being an old tool person is sometimes absolute banoodles things like this show up online.