gender neutral milk hotel

I too am full of opinions

your dni list is my friends list

hell. what if your in a abusive relationship and now your abuser just gets notifications for you trying to seek help

I love when Apple devotes millions of dollars into enabling widespread child abuse

everyone needs to watch Station Eleven now!!

if the aeneid taught us anything, it's that while looking a gift horse in the mouth may be unwise, looking a gift horse in the ass could really save your bacon

i gotta go to Toronto and say hi to oomfs there more

OH: “i’m the epstein of the friend group”

chat look what i found

friends don't send friends links with unnecessary query parameters

girlfax provides a girl history report so you can buy a used gf with more confidence. get it free with thousands of reputable dealers, just say "show me the girl fax!"

i want your THINGS in my ROOM

Golly, I can't believe I got to visit Bluesky headquarters and sample the local cuisine

when are they gonna make the mobile app stop signing me out multiple times a week? it's kinda annoying

c4t lesbian cuck judge judy: bailiff, gently caress her peepee

making ham radio cuter and more magical one charm at a time

why am i being sexually harassed by so many keyboard switches today

still can't believe i got costcomembershipmogged by someone who called a chicken bake a "chicken wrap"

postcards need to make a comeback

i do this too

balloon day :)

can i hold USW-Pro-Max-16-PoE 👉 👈

fascinating. the bsky app has started scrolling entirely on its own now

hi! i’m maya ventura. you probably know me from WTYPpod, or the bots, or the Pebble apps, or whatever. i’m also trans in rural america, & boy, is that untenable. i need out, & i have a now-or-never opportunity. i’m asking for your help in affording it, if you can. thank you. gofund.me/dc160a843

wait i might not even need a new pc case this could be epic

i was right but it's finally (mostly) over forever

we take those

including and especially meeting oomfs

you can just do things

🍂 dog with a microblog

🔵🟡 🔵🟡 🔴

the process of evading transport police is simple: don't be seen. don't be said. don't be sorted.

c4t lesbian cuck judge judy: bailiff, gently caress her peepee

so long and thanks for all the gateware

i need a few more thinkpads