Flaming_Spork

*trying and failing to remember the term "one party consent"* do you live in a surveillance state?

the problem with being a writer of trans erotica is that there's a small corner of my brain that's continuously coming up with ideas that would've been appreciated on fictionmania back in the day but that i don't necessarily want to write now

maruchan instant lunch is false advertising because it cooks at sorcery speed,,

you may fascinate a ham by showing her an interesting antenna array.

seattle public library 🎞️: Kodak Portra 800

imagining a mechanical engineer who always specifies JIS screws, not for any good reason, but just because they're a weeb,

tower views 🎞️: Kodak Gold 200 📷: Bronica SQ

a day out on the cape 🎞️: Kodak Gold 200 📷: Bronica SQ

fun fact: building a quicksand pit in your yard will increase your property value!

Generally speaking I do need AI boosters to understand that I’ve lost my career and future plans entirely to AI-based cost cutting. so any time you’re talking about tech you have to understand people whose livelihoods were destroyed by a thing they didn’t choose to adopt they’re gonna be prickly lol

a router without WRT is like an angel without wings,

the MIT flea is the place to see and be seen in Boston for women who are afraid of eye contact.

I just wrote a paranormal story in the form of a fictional forum thread! A young woman discovers a video captured from inside a recurring dream. Read here: suricrasia.online/unfiction/sp...

i hate buying electronics in alternate universes i just got back from one where the standard for portable power seems to be 50 volt PoE and power banks have full size RJ-45 ports on them

maybe it's an RDS error. maybe it's Maybelline.

type of guy who insists on calling Lawrence, Massachusetts "Larry",,

it thinks i'm from maine, which i'm not (from upstate NY, in boston nowadays)

the navy measures shipments in and out of their port in Washington in Bermertonnage,

seattleite voice training by repeating "pike from pine. pine from pike" over and over,,

five artists you've seen at least twice: Mountain Goats (x4) They Might Be Giants (x3) Emperor X (x3) Last Dinner Party (x2) Franz Ferdinand (x2)

putting cat ears on an antenna analyzer to make it a nyanovna,,

no, you can't fix her. you're too much of a basic bitch; fixers need to be acidic to remove the silver halides,,

i got my pins from @magicariot.com and at first glance, the note on the back reads like she read my robot lesbian fiction :p

if the internet's favorite hacktivist were allowed to go to the UK, it'd be maia arson cymru.

over the past few months, I've been taking very wide (no, wider) photos out of trains and ferries read my blog post about how I did it and check out the photos here: philo.gay/linecam

over the past few months, I've been taking very wide (no, wider) photos out of trains and ferries read my blog post about how I did it and check out the photos here: philo.gay/linecam

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. hi, i'm a master's of science degree.

do i know anyone who's had vaginoplasty in the Boston area and is willing to talk with me about their experience? (esp if you've gone through recovery already) trying to figure out who to try and get on a waiting list for

i went to Canada on vacation and found out they they don't have electricity here. they do this thing called "hydro" instead where high pressure water shoots out of the sockets. i hate it here.

*sits bolt upright in bed* mark to polymarket accounting.

i'm so eepy that every train is a sleeper train,

today's cursed food review: these foul "whip shots" things tastes like someone tried to make baileys using only products refined from petroleum it attempted to be the consistency of whipped cream, but failed i tossed mine in the trash, @meadowdetector.bsky.social finished hers for some reason