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When I say I love Cheesecake Factory, I mean this cat who was found malnourished and wandering through a Bay Area mall parking lot. Cheesecake Factory has since been rescued and nursed back to health. He's now healthy, vaxxed, & sweet, but still needs a loving home www.petfinder.com/cat/cheeseca...

We're recruiting again, looking for a 5th who plays "something"! Details in photo & alt text, DM codestatic on discord if interested :3 Likes + Reposts appreciated

It's official! I have a Vgen! I'm so excited to hopefully get more commissions to work on. Please go check it out, I have a 30% sale on my big pixel art and character design commissions so I can find some samples. vgen.co/Inkpenartist

I have seen the #banthewhiprays trend. Here is my response: www.twitch.tv/iplsplatoon/...

I hate my team

The bitterant in computer duster makes it the Negroni of inhalants. For the sophisticated huffer

We played in Paint of Pride to support access to trans healthcare and got 3rd in Gamma bracket! Static: Ooh I'm the Shingler Agaric: Tent feels like pushing a shopping cart through Costco Tessa: Maybe I'm the beautiful cat named cWell Renzo: I'm sorry, "pretend that I'm PS2??" #compsplatoon

Seems relevant to that flood of journalists who in the last few weeks announced publicly that it was okay to return to X, that the platform had gotten better, and the worst aspects of it had been minimized. This is what you have endorsed.

Apparently at around 1:30 PM ET, the main accounts for the No Kings coalition on Instagram were frozen and pulled down. Admins have lost access to the account and are unable to log in. This happened at the peak of the organization's national day of action. Instagram, of course, is owned by Meta.

Renzo couldn't get his capture card working, so it's just me streaming today! Twitch: www.twitch.tv/tessaract_gay YouTube: youtube.com/live/d1mw8sS... #splatuber

I got a new cat!!! His name is momo :D

We're playing in Paint of Pride tomorrow with @codestatic.bsky.social! Come check out our stream(s) and watch Renzo be finally allowed to play something other than 52 Gal

Rather than cover the cost of gender affirming care for trans youth under medicaid, Colorado is voluntarily enacting the republican "taper and detransition" policy for youth on medicaid and dropping coverage. WTF.

Trump on Jon Husted: "I don't do this with men very often. I started examining his body, because I didn't know he was a great athlete ... I looked at his ass"

Really disappointing to see Splatoon people engaging with Harry Potter/that wider fandom. You do realize what community you're in right? Read another book and respect trans people, it's not that hard

I no longer play or am involved with splatoon on any level. I haven't played competitively in a long time and I stopped TOing some time ago too due to burnout. At first I thought I might continue being involved with the community by going to LANs, but -

Tapping the sign again after multiple incidents this week

FA post... again. results on sendou sendou.ink/u/flake

If medical science can’t even explain the guy with no ears, how can we trust it about anything? Check out youtube.com/@realinfowars to expand your mind.

Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.

Hello #compsplatoon! This is the official account of the Coach Training Program! We will be updating you all here on progress we make throughout these upcoming months in preparation for our first official run. Follow us to be up to date with any news we share!

i don't think we know how privileged we have it with sendou I've been hanging around other communities and everytime I show them sendou they just freak out and wish they had something like that instead of everything being on discord or twitter

Everyday you wake up remember to thank @sendou.ink . It isnt even glaze u work too much genuinely take a break whenever u need

bowling is such a genius social event. the exact balance between like 10% activity to provide purpose to the 90% hanging out and drinking. bowling was the original friendslop

I just made a 5 minute video quickly going over the main uses of the scanner as well, hope this helps! youtu.be/K4aW7kMJjs8

sendou.ink scanner is now out for everyone! - Scan VoDs or live footage via capture card - Computer vision reads the events off your capture in your browser - Upload SendouQ & tournament sets detailed data - Upload timestamped vods - Clips Give it a go and tell me how it works for you! #sendouink

Quad on FTWin 🔥🔥🔥

Staying informed is one of the most important things you can do.

Commentators, you must acknowledge failures as much as great plays. It’s not mean, it’s exciting. So much fun comes from “oh no” moments as a spectator. Trust your judgement and be emotionally invested in the players’ success.

btw i dont think counterpicked weapon bans work well in splatoon (as a standard; for gimmick tourney its fine) because some weaps have way more overlap than others. u ban 52 gal & the shooter player just plays literally anything else. u ban explo or tent or whatever & someone goes down 3 divs

Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank https://theonion.com/nations-93-year-olds-announce-plan-to-crash-car-into-side-of-bank/

i cant help but find it funny in splatoon when people will refer to any and all weapons as "gun" and u look at it and it's just

I'll never die in a funnier way.

h-town so hype i drew scuttle dying in a glue trap #htownsplashdown

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Wanna make your own paper craft scuttle at home? Well now you can thanks to @rainy22.bsky.social drive.google.com/drive/folder... Download and print from home! Make sure you tag us with your at home creations!

We’re just ONE WEEK away from New InkLAN 7!!! Registration is still open, so what are you waiting for? Come join us! #compsplatoon www.start.gg/newinklan

Studying gender via the snorunt evolutionary line. I've concluded you can either be an ominous dead snowy woman or orb

People think the minions router being baller as a joke. But I have extensively tested it and it is one of the best possible Wifi 6E routers money can buy. Like someone at Illumination Studios was like "idk $80" and the router manufacturer was like gotchu fam.

i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it

The Supreme Court just opened the door for this administration to use an unreliable citizenship database to stop eligible voters from exercising their right. Our democracy needs fewer barriers to voting, not more. Protect the vote. Stay loud. www.cnn.com/2026/09/25/p...