Chris Cooper

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“Flávio has given up,” a Bolsonaro family adviser told The Washington Post. “He’s terrified. He is worried his father will die in jail, that he himself will be jailed this week, and that he may have a long prison term ahead”

FLAVIO BOLSONARO JUST GOT HIS PASSPORT SEIZED BY THE FEDERAL POLICE MORE CAKES ARE COMING AS WE SPEAK

Guessing this wasn't supposed to have been published yet? ballondor.com/news/posts/h...

I see we're also getting our annual ESPN/Ogden 'Actually We're The Good Guys' puff-piece on the Glazers today as well.

Incredible. Student List are candidates selected by groups of students to form an anti-corruption party. Another youth-led movement overthrowing an authoritarian government in Europe.

Hadjar's engineer over team radio: "Let Max past into T12" Hadjar: "Yeah, but I don't want to lose race time. I can't let by, sorry..." Engineer: "Do it. That is what you have to do." Verstappen: "Yeah thank you guys, really good strategy there, stuck in dirty air. Fuck sake." #F1 #USGP

I think a very large percentage of Manchester United fans would accept relegation if it meant a change of ownership and leadership and id be 1 of them

Jimmy needs to put his Chelsea fandom to good use and not just get Conte, but also Michael Emenalo. He was already playing fast and loose with good process in the summer but this has been a complete failure on Wilcox's part, and by extension Berrada. They both need to follow Carrick out.

I'm not as anti Eddie Howe as others are, but he's the current United setup in a singular human form; One game a week he'll cruise into the top 4/5. Two games a week & he finishes mid-table. His recent style relies of physicality & that's the thing we lack the most atm. It's an incomplete fit.

So your genius idea was to leave the squad as unchanged as possible for him to deal with? If your opinion of the players is that low you probably should've done more to move them on then.

Just two players have scored 300 in a Test, 200 in an ODI and 100 in a T20I. Chris Gayle and Harry Brook 🤝

Harry Brook scored just 13 off his first 24 balls. He took just 51 more balls to reach his century. 22 more to reach 150. 17 more to reach 200. What a player 🤩

Honestly it’s pretty simple: United need a long-term strategy that goes beyond player and coach. Downstream of that might include replacing Carrick and some players, but without the upstream part, it’s pointless. They will lack strategic consistency and compounding and fall behind other teams

If Ratcliffe is as involved as recent stories suggest, there's no way he can be thinking Berrada and Wilcox have done a good job in the last couple of years. He's as think as a brick if he does. We can't allow either of them to appoint another manager or sign another player.

The end of the road for Sir Jimmy? James Anderson will not be offered a new Lancashire contract, despite 50 wickets at 17.68 in this year’s County Championship Read more: srkl.in/63327BCeaqh

Of all the people I want to hear about United's boardroom, Erik Ten Hag would rank somewhere below Harold Shipman and Brent Di Cesare.

Not the worst 1-1 we've had recently but does us bugger all good the league. Crap pre-season mean players aren't physically ready to start a Premier League year. Players have to overcompensate. Glut of injuries follow. At least Carrick changed system today but don't know why 4-3-3 isn't considered.

1-1 against Leeds at 80’ and Rashford Cunha Lacey are keeping the bench warm. Every vision this team claimed to have has been given up after 7 tough league matches

Well, we ain't Palace. (yet.)

Is everyone in the Championship just two-footing each other tonight?

"Drama" like this is never a bad thing at *this* version of United because it's the only way shit gets done under these owners. In fact I hope other players in that dressing room have his back & the us fans respond by upping the pressure even more on Glazers/INEOS.

Well that's Martinez' option not being picked up in his contract... He's not playing very well at the moment but we're all saying/posting what he said, 'cause he's right.

This isn't our worst performance so far, and were screwed somewhat by the Yoro red card, but we make scoring goals look painful. I'm 100% sure the pathetic conditioning of these players from pre-season plays a part in a mental lack of composure/decision making.

General play hasn't been bad but as ever we're only ever five minutes away from the latest defensive mistake. And we don't create enough chances to waste the ones we do somehow produce. Nothing feels like it's joined together.

"Ukraine decided to bomb the shit out of the server facility and now I've lost 2 TB of rare ass porn that I've been saving mostly over the past 2 years." 😢

I guess we now know how Facebook plans to cope with the imminent demise of its main user cohort.

We should re-sign Marcos Rojo just for when we travel to play Coventry because apparently centre-backs can't stop scoring bangers against them there this season.

Saracens sack player who sparked Stokes captaincy crisis after latest incident

Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?

This Jets-Browns game might be the greatest in the history of human civilisation.

We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic.

Man City were on just 0.15 xG and 4 shots in total before the red card.

You'll never convince me this City* team is good. They've been dogshit again today and bailed out by another refereeing decision.

There was little excuse not to win that game prior to it starting, there's no excuse to not win it as things transpired. That's the easiest game we have in the next month. There's only one way this ends and both Wilcox & Berrada should be following their latest head coach out 'the door.

Fuck, the last thing we needed was an opposition red card.

In many ways being gifted an unbelievable platform by the end of last season and completely fucking it up like this is the most egregious example of malpractice at United in the last decade. It's only partially on Carrick and everyone above him should be sacked if this doesn't improve.

I've just been made aware that in May - in a rare and wonderful moment of crypto criminal justice - a German man got 9 years 9 months in jail for running a massive crypto scam. The man, Andreas B., was the person who also ran the massive 3Key scam which sponsored Man City. m.bild.de/regional/thu...

Lancashire have confirmed the appointment of Paul Farbrace as the county's new director of cricket | @nickfriend.bsky.social READ MORE HERE → tinyurl.com/yc2xj367

storming the field against an unranked michigan team is the final act of poetic justice from the western michigan game

Awkward! 🙈 Man City are arguing the sponsorship money came from the Abu Dhabi government rather than their owners. In 2015, Etihad told the US government the Abu Dhabi government did NOT pay for its Man City sponsorship - Etihad said it funded it from its own liquidity. You couldn’t make it up. 💀

This is insane.