trailer

Having a great time over here just posting and deleting and reposting

Good time to take four hours and watch this if you never have before youtu.be/TIgK56cAjfY?...

Thoughts on Pynchon and the LA Riots.

gains females loud applesauce

writing a big "W" on the chalkboard in front of the world OMELAS to invent Womelas, the Omelas for women. everyone in the boardroom cheers

Who, if I cried out, Would hear me among the Alfen order? Even if they pressed me against their hog, I'd be consumed, For beauty is the terror we endure; While we stand and wonder, We're annihilated. ALF's hog is terrifying.

I’ve written about 69 Palestinian films directed by women in my newsletter over the last year. This list collects them all with links where you can watch most of them. 🔗 boxd.it/xlziu/detail

if i was the guy in uncut gems’s buddy i would’ve taken him aside and said “buddy…”

truly no better time to read Satantango

yes i too have worm on the mind

rails shops be all:

rails shops be all:

thinking about this again

Dog Waterman

reading about designing data-intensive applications vs. actually designing data-intensive applications

Bluesky I’m just poppin in to say hey all right see you next month

you know what? fuck you. *untims your tam*

This is by far my favorite quote from someone who found out their neighbor is a serial killer

BlueSky: Trans person makes a joke replying to Jake Tapper, immediately illustrated by comic artist, liked by AOC. Everything gets nine likes. Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.

bluesky reshares are called retweets. bluesky posts are called tweets. streaming services are called tv stations. every store that sells fresh produce is called “the kroger’s.” every portable game system is called a gameboy, one word. every character and item in every video game is called a mario

if this post goes out in less than 5 seconds I'm doing a shot

BREAKING (leak): We have confirmation from corroborating anonymous sources that the new phone will be better than the old phone

What might truly bold action to conserve water from the Colorado River look like? Ending almond farming. Or shifting production of food for livestock to other states. Hard policy choices ahead, with brutal tradeoffs: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/05/22/climate/colorado-river-water.html

I still don't understand how Bluesky has an iPhone app, an Android app, and a website by like a couple people. What the fuck. We pay millions to 7 different companies for absolute dogshit.

truly a timeline

yoooo

It’s tough out here

Being a millennial under the grand leadership of a pantheon of our unquestionable ancestral forever-gods is great

holy shit you’re telling me today’s not saturday??

github snow day

sky’s the limit

Twitter always had a lot more moments of collectivized, global joy and high weirdness - with a lot less “arguments with your middle school classmate’s racist uncle”

ⓘ this user needs more invite codes

why do they call it bluesky when you of in the skeets of out RangeError the maximum call stack size exceeded (native stack depth)

just crashed my scion tc going 100 miles per hour

I don’t think there is or should be an actual fix for “people with widely unpopular and distasteful views getting socially ostracized in many places”

If you block me I will call the police

my file name for the draft of this column was “eat my ass john roberts” https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/28/opinion/john-roberts-clarence-thomas-supreme-court.html

someone put me in contact with the guy who runs elonjet, i need to give him an invite code

oh, hello

goodbye old database 🫡 you did good ol boy 🫡🫡

team this guy?

literally all we’ve needed is a twitter 2 that kind of works. it’s over for those dorks

For this app to take off we need conflict. Everyone invite some assholes, some main characters to dunk on.