👾 Cause 👾

Is he going to spend all his time in hospital like his father?

Yeah, bad news folks: you know how everything in Britain has been increasingly generous, functional, rational, pleasant and generally awesome for the last twenty years or so? Well I’m afraid the party is over for you greedy pigs: it’s time for you to suck up some real pain. Thanks

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

Happy 1st anniversary to the comeback of the Bored Ape Yacht Club as a metaverse !

lol

happy 10th anniversary to this tweet

Me at my performance review

too many guys are bad-weird now, we need more with this kind of good-weird energy

We have so much to learn from Brazil, it gives so much hope to see a whole people be able to coordinate against social media moguls who are in bed with the far right and win so decisively Truly, so much respect for my Brazilian friends 🇧🇷🖤

Saw an old guy with the craziest drip today

Compared to the US, which is famously devoid of gun violence

Remember: It’s All Hallow’s EVE, not All Hallow’s STEVE. @theonion.com

Amazing, the new wonder technology is recreating the paperful office

The average right winger when you want people to have homes and healthcare

AI that’s tired, dysfunctional, obsessed with the past and killing trans kids?

I dont think these posts are related but they should be

An amazing image from Twin Peaks, Dune, and Fallout star Kyle MacLachlan's memoir "Fictional Selves" that just shows how awesome Patrick Stuart is.

the fuck you smiling about bitch

Somewhere JK Rowling just had an aneurysm

EA continue to be the greatest enemy to decency and humanity

Do I want to know what an Umamusume is?

Femboys against Fascism

The two genders

This is the most French shit ever

its a good thing the economy is ending soon so all the economists will have to get real jobs

Some people, especially "legends," get so used to being praised for so long that the minute they say some backward shit and it changes how people respond to them they lose their entire minds. Apologies? Those are for little people. That's when the fascists come in to soothe their wounded pride.

"the gays gained rights by voting for the homophobic democrats." no the democrats gained the votes of gay people when they started offering policy concessions, however slow and incremental. this also goes in reverse. offer incremental concessions to the right on trans issues and lose our support

Transgender and gender diverse people in the United States are currently experiencing an open attempt at eradication This is why it is imperative to call out every little misstep the only viable opposition to the fascist death cult makes Every inch they cede to fascists are lives and rights lost

there’s no way andy dufresne doesn’t smell like shit when he goes to the bank the next morning. i don’t care how good that bar of soap was.

democrats will throw you under the bus and then get mad at you for not being on the bus