catechism

2025 does not have much going for it but i gotta say my naps have been unsurpassed

I love how On-Some-Other-Shit Penzy’s is, man

bond should be old, tired, annoyed, and unimpressed emma thompson bond

zuko has taken over the search for his kitten

statistically speaking at least one person, somewhere, has believed that a major figure in the French Revolution was named Robust Pierre

if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time

Lots of people will weigh in with thoughts on Anne Carson in the coming days, but I will just note that she wins the epigraph game

i have a tumblr tag for Anne Fucking Carson, i'm so pleased! here's a bit i love: You could take the entirety of the common sense of humans and put it in the palm of your hand and still have room for your dick.

47! i know because i put this year and my birth year into the calculator. everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

i laugh at this every time

highly recommended!

Attention everyone I know! Perfectly accurate, no notes. (Forwarded to me; ultimate source unclear.)

solved my bulk spices problem and also my empty spice jars problem by contributing to the deliciousness of my neighbors' food, no one needs a full pound of cayenne but surely everyone needs a couple ounces!

Hot dog stand, Dearborn Street near Randolph Street, Chicago (ca. 1960s) Stephen Deutch, Chicago History Museum

Part 100! of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg This 14th century door at Exeter Cathedral, UK, is thought to be the oldest existing cat flap.

excuse me, are you doomscrolling? because proper head skritches require your full concentration

The Harvest Moon rising behind Chicago Harbor Lighthouse on Saturday evening in Chicago.

"Being a grown up sucks,' said Ramona just before taking a large swig of Malört straight from the bottle. — an excerpt from 𝘙𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘢 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘮𝘣𝘺, 𝘈𝘨𝘦 45

got him a bed that attaches to my desk so I can more easily stare besottedly at his nose

i'm in, let's do this

finished my spices, this is a totally normal amount

things i almost mixed up while doing my spices: whole cloves and sichuan peppercorns, could've been bad ... or good??????

My brother is in a touring hardcore band and just arrived at his venue for today

I love the B-52's

shana tova, friends 🍎🍯❤️

new box?!?!?! new box.

I have received news of a perfectly named cafe located on the waterfront of Nova Scotia's capital, if you know what I mean

good lord my man is handsome

Lake Ontario forever 🌊🌊

Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.

Yes, it should have been him over Dolly. But let’s be real, it should have been him over LITERALLY anyone. Him over the guy who died from fentanyl on the street. Him over 103 year old Ethel passing away in the nursing home. Him over that squirrel that got hit by a car.

dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it

[Exit Queen.]

finally got me* a big IKEA bag!! *zuko

Well Lauren can smoke turds in hell

Empress of Blandings in her fursona

reading a book translated from chinese, set in 1990, characters were children during the cultural revolution, it used the phrase "an emancipated wasp" — an intriguing new-to-me reference???! but no, it's a translation error: emaciated wasp. i preferred freeing them to starving them, but here we are

good morning

it's been a pretty rough few months, so i've been forcing myself to have a little treat on fridays. idk if it's working, but I DO know that depressed with pie is way better than depressed without pie

Yes YES The tiger is out

zuko is super skeptical about this rewatch

Incredible scenes on YouTube as the algorithm recommends an Alanis Morissette cover of My Humps from 19 years ago and lots of people are very confused about what timeline we are on.

earlier he ruined my nap by puking all over the bed, forcing me to spend the rest of the day doing laundry, but i guess i'm over it