Dylan “The Spoopinator” Sanchez

Buy my writing on Amazon (paperback and kindle format): www.amazon.com/stores/autho... Or Itch.io (PDF and ePub format): captain-ventris.itch.io I am also creating the FPS/RTS hybrid Doom 2 mod, ZDoom Wars 2, whose official account is @zdoomwars2.bsky.social

"Nobody was watching the back door?" - Lula yelling at his Chief of Police

you say children but i will tell you what i told the judge: it was a goblin, a skeleton and wario

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

filling my humidifier with gravy to get into the holiday spirit

"All of you wokists complaining that it materially supports atrocities, but you're too dumb to consider: what if it's yummy??" Is this the single most The Spectator opinion ever?

People from the Catskills are good at heating up the cat food in the microwave and playing with the fishing pole toy

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Catch last night’s stream where I managed to go 3 for 3 in Age of Mythology! Wanyudo rush, baybeeeee www.youtube.com/live/M4O_0Jk...

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY and i would like to shamelessly self-promote my dog comics and associated merch if that's alright with you i make a silly webcomic about my dog and then i post it online for entertainment it's called the pyr review and you should check it out (instagram: @the_pyr_review)

let the market decide

i remember being in the boyscouts and being taught flag etiquette and i thought burning the flag sounded cool so i dropped one on the ground on purpose and told my dad we needed to burn it and he told me to fuck off

The destruction of Sunder remains one of the most thrilling sequences in an RPG I’ve ever played. So unexpected when you’re suddenly flying a ship through a meteor storm. What a great stretch of game.

Nasty bug

This remains my favorite explanation of what makes art art: it echoes something in your soul. SOMETHING about it recalls, explains, answers a piece of the human experience. Even if that echo is just something funny! But it echoes.

I’m seeing people reacting by pointing out that he’s obviously wrong. I appreciate that, but it’s also a pointless exercise. The problem isn’t that he’s wrong. The problem is that this is normal in American politics — and it’s been normal for a while.

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

RIP

Rewarding myself with a burger because I am an E-Athlete and we don’t eat right

Excellent stream. 3 for 3 in Age of Mythology, baybeeee Also a Dawn of War win! People kept dropping but we had a massive leg up so I can’t blame the other team.

"arabs have contributed nothing to the arts and sciences" is such a funny fucking thing for a bog ape wearing a little suit to say

Listen man all I’ll say is that Kennedys used to be a solved problem

Midstream break for a minute, then it’s on to Dawn of War! www.youtube.com/live/M4O_0Jk...

LIVE: www.youtube.com/live/M4O_0Jk...

what's the charge, pondering a room? a fluent in Chinese room?

I’ll say it: it shows what disgusting pigs Americans are that they eat their cheesecake right there at the factory instead of waiting for it to be delivered to a store or restaurant

Very heavy news as our former studio, BioWare closes its doors today. It was a formative place for many. However, many former BioWare devs are scattered around the industry. Find them, support them. Like, follow, comment and help us prove there is still support for the types of games we make!

Less than 30 minutes! Trust the liiiink, RTS action within! www.youtube.com/live/M4O_0Jk...

I know there's a lot going on but I feel it should probably be more of an above-the-fold story that members of Congress released a thoroughly documented report directly accusing the president of the United States of being a serial rapist.

Who do I give to to get this in front of as many Michigan voters as possible?

That wicker man the villagers built was unsafe

In 1 hour! Bonus Age of Myth and Dawn of War stream! The link works but the thumbnails seem to be broken on here. www.youtube.com/live/M4O_0Jk...

This is how Biden should have gone for Trump but this is the problem when you go through life thinking you have no apex predators. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...

finally finished the collection. Super amped up to do something crazy like try to play all of them to completion in a row

it’s nice that politico let you and your friends do a group project for school. some day you might be a real journalist 👍

I think one of the more important skills you can have in 2026 is knowing when someone is performatively using progressive coded language to argue for something that is fundementally not progressive because they can claim a perceived moral high ground.

Sulu still has the best subplot in Star Trek 4 because he gets told to get some shit and just silently shows up later with a whole ass helicopter and you never learn how he did that. There’s a reason he got his own command.

Concept design for Count Pacula, a canceled video game/pinball hybrid arcade game from Bally Midway.