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My very first post on Bluesky! I hope I don’t spell anything wrogn!

Gonna have to do better Doc #THELASTDRIVEIN

Man, you think you’ve got problems? He’s got a wacky eye AND his dad is Darth Vader. #TheLastDriveIn

Has your dog met Joe Bob? Mine has. #TheLastDriveIn

8 years of #THELASTDRIVEIN Halloween specials. I’d be there for 100 more if that’s an option.

Okay, the new Crypt Keeper is ugly as hell, sure - but have you considered that so are you?

Stepson loves my shirt designed by @brainexploder.bsky.social

Hello, my friends of Bluesky! I have returned to share with you my recent Muppets tattoos! I hope you are all well!

Oh, hey. That’s right, I have a Bluesky. Hope everyone’s doing good!

Power of the night, streets are callin’! Stealing from the light, shadow's crawlin’! It's the power of the night, streets are callin’! POWER OF THE NIGHT!!! @brainexploder.bsky.social

@brainexploder.bsky.social gifted me a Slimed Heroes Egon this past weekend at Monster Mania. A great gift, especially when you take in to consideration that he’s Ecto Cooler colored!!! Love it. Thank you Jayme!

I think the Stranger Things finale was great and wrapped everything up nicely. My only gripe walking away from the series is they didn’t bother making a Murray action figure, but we did get this stupid thing:

This is the best fast food holiday promotion that I can think of since basically the year 2000.

And now it’s time for the real reason for the season: @mst3kofficial.bsky.social

Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!

The legacy of Barney is an interesting one. He’s a tried and true friend but also is immediately mentally associated with blankets that smell like piss.

Damn, they need to bring whatever this demon is back!

Another Macy’s Thanksgiving parade, another year without a giant balloon of The General. Hope they get it right soon.

Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends out there! Hope you’re enjoying a hearty breakfast while you watch the parade! 🦃🎈

Shout out to my friend and yours: @sammyhain.bsky.social for mailing me this fantastic piece of fast food regalia that was inaccessible to me!

In 1988, ALF had a 2-part Thanksgiving special guest-starring David Ogden Stiers as a homeless man hiding out in the Tanners’ garage. Happy Fappiano from @brainexploder.bsky.social, @horrormoviebbq.bsky.social, @thepopdaddy.bsky.social, and me.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GUILTY @brainexploder.bsky.social !!! Also, he keeps predicting the future left and right:

🦃 In 1983, Q*bert got his own cartoon. It had a Thanksgiving episode showing his ancestors building a Q home in a Q land after arriving on the Q*flower. It’s real! Here’s an 80-minute podcast about it with @brainexploder.bsky.social, @horrormoviebbq.bsky.social, and @thepopdaddy.bsky.social.

🦃 3 weeks till Thanksgiving! Here’s an old podcast about a 1983 puppet special from future ALF creator Paul Fusco. With @horrormoviebbq.bsky.social, @brainexploder.bsky.social, and @thepopdaddy.bsky.social!

Really cool Madballs knock offs at 5 Below for 3$!

It’s things like this that make October and Halloween so special. Regular, ordinary, and boring chores are suddenly filled with cast of ghosts, rats, and bats. I hope you all find a ghost or a rat or a graveyard today.

Ultra rare aesthetic unlocked: Mid level sketchy laundromat with early 2000’s Halloween decorations.

Does any fast food chain go this hard anymore?

My favorite aesthetic is chain restaurant franchise location DIY Halloween display.

Nobody ever talks about the movie Monkey Bone and it’s starting to deeply upset me.

If you need physical, tangible evidence that life peaked in the early 2000’s: these were FREE at McDonald’s in October 2003.

Mid October lunch for a regular, ordinarily adult

#EasterSammy Uh oh, he's awake

Halloween! Nightmare King! Ghost! Ghost Pepper! Wednesday! And now the Jack-O-Lantern Whopper. I'm the only person in the world with a complete collection of Burger King's Halloween Whoppers, dating as far back as 2015. Can't believe I'm single.

Happy October 1st from whatever the fuck this thing is

"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt"

We’re getting into it tonight, folks!

Leave It To Beaver ep "Sweatshirt Monsters" the Beav gets in trouble at school for wearing a Monster Sweatshirt. I can't express the level of righteousness anger little Sam felt at this ep. Probably contributed to me buying so many horror shirts. Let's get some repros and go freak the normies

401K? Retirement plan?? My retirement plan is that America is not going to exist pretty soon probably.

Back in the 70’s my dad saw some wrestlers in a restaurant in NYC & none of the “good guys” would look his way. The only one who did was one of the “bad guys”: Iron Sheik. Decades later, my dad took me to get this photo with him and tell him that story. Sometimes the bad guys are the good guys.

Sad for summer to end but also excited to finally flex my designer drip @horrormoviebbq.bsky.social

The main takeaway in SUPERMAN (2025) is “Be nice to people and try your best”. We are absolutely FRIED beyond recognition as a society if this takeaway is ruffling some people’s feathers politically.

The theme of the summer is robots I would hug