Chloe 🦋

Hi! I recently have been loving Threads (the other twitter alternative™️) and I see more people have been moving here too! If you’re new: I’m Chloe, and I’m a filmmaker, streamer, and content creator with a focus on comedy and my endless niche/nerdy interests when it comes to posting online! 💖

Real Texans support James Talarico.

the only people who believe in flying cars are the shareholders

Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵

my favorite cozy game mechanic is having to go to the wiki for vital game information because it’s shared no where else except for a buried note you can only discover once in an in-game year

Having a tough time making my midterm voting decision. Do I vote for the Democratic candidate who forgot to return their cart at the grocery store once or the Republican candidate who promises to eradicate millions of Americans and use my tax money to bomb schools? Both sides always have issues!

Congressman Brandon Gill and Texas State Reps. Mitch Little and Carrie Isaac will be headlining a conference with Bo French this Saturday. All have said nothing about Bo French’s racist tweets — I guess it’s safe to assume they support attacking Texas students!

Texans are uniting to tell flock to flock off. These mass surveillance cameras are creating profiles on regular folks for both government and corporations. Surveillance is not safety, and safety is not surveillance.

Top story: Even before its first workplace death, SpaceX saw 427 injuries and 9 respiratory illnesses between 2022 and 2025. These injuries included concussions, burns, partial finger amputations, hernias, dislocations, crushed hands, and broken ribs, legs, and ankles.

After thirty years, reporters have finally unveiled a confirmed photo of Banksy. His real name is Nathan Fielder. He graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades according to a leaked transcript.

Happy #Caturday 🐱 (from @sandiegozoo.bsky.social on tiktok)

Life is short. Take risks. Give your situationship cookies that say “I love you” on Valentine’s Day and do not elaborate further.

Cold take: If you can’t stand spending four days snowed in with your partner, then you probably shouldn’t be in a relationship.

Whole milk is made from the whole cow. 2% milk is made from the top 2% of cows. Reduced fat milk is made from cows on Ozempic. Skim milk is made from cows who didn’t do their assigned reading in class and used SparkNotes. Analog milk is made from cows who still use typewriters.

New from @stevanzetti.bsky.social and @tristanl.ee: Through analysis of publicly available information, interviews and in-person observation, the Observer identified multiple companies in the Dallas-Fort Worth area operated by individuals with connections to Patriot Front.

I am betting $10,000 that in six months or less RFK Jr. will give FDA approval to tapeworm egg pills as a natural weight loss treatment, on advice by the ghost of the worm in his brain.

If a restaurant is owned by a private equity firm it is NOT a hidden gem nor will ever be.

How do we get people to realize that when we say “tax the rich” we don’t mean your finance bro boyfriend barely making six figures, we mean the people who make his annual salary every day

For Christmas, Pumpkin was gifted an entire Costco warehouse! She is currently on her shift there now 🐈‍⬛

If you’re a fan of Fallout, Jones Soda brought back Nuka Cola Quantum (and other flavors!!) finally after ten years! Costco currently has an exclusive 12 pack, which I reviewed and enjoyed :) Perfect gift for the Fallout fan in your life! youtu.be/Hu9thNurcPQ

The 2025 writers room is still pushing horrific storylines

I could never marry a man who hates girl dinner. What do you mean a Caesar salad and truffle fries is not a complete meal? Have you no love for a charcuterie board? Bruschetta? If your masculinity is so fragile it’s destroyed by a cheese board, I fear you aren’t that masculine to begin with.

I really hate having morals sometimes because grifting to the right would be ridiculously easy… All you have to do is write a failing essay in college or score fifth in a swim competition and you’re set for life making commission off affiliate links for horse dewormer.

Liberals won’t like to see this, but gas is now only $1.95 after a rebate, which I’m sure will be simple to get. We can’t stop winning! 🦅🇱🇷

The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.

Delete all dating apps. Bring your Nintendo 3DS everywhere with you. Turn StreetPass on. Go to crowded places. Anxiously wait until you see the green light like a modern day Gatsby. When you finally see it, you’ve found your soulmate. Track them down and prepare to fall in love again and again.

Amateur gold diggers go for the man with the Rolex and the new BMW. Professional gold diggers chase the men with binders of Pokemon and Magic the Gathering cards and a 2004 Toyota Camry.

Running social experiments in my Republican suburban neighborhood right now. Stay tuned for results.

The mainstream media won’t report this, but I finally got my No Kings check from George Soros. 🦅

I miss the Hatch Act. (Yes, this is unfortunately the real White House website right now: www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...)

James Talarico: We have politicians who have ‘Christ follower’ in their Twitter bios, but they are kicking the sick off health care. It's estimated 51,000 Americans will die needlessly if these GOP cuts go through. That's 51,000 flesh and blood human beings. That’s a moral crime

Leaked clip of House Republicans.

Whether it’s Barack Obama wearing a tan suit in front of reporters or an ICE agent brutally attacking a mother in front of her children, both sides have subjected our most vulnerable citizens to disturbing images.

Nexstar, the largest TV broadcaster, needs Donald Trump's approval for a $6 billion deal. If approved, Nexstar would control TV stations reaching 80% of households — violating the cap set by Congress to protect against monopolies. This censorship of Kimmel reeks of corruption.

November 13th is Jimmy Kimmel’s birthday. Let’s go to Starbucks and order his favorite drink. When they ask your name, say “I am Jimmy Kimmel.” 🇱🇷 #WeAreJimmyKimmel #satire

If your church didn't address the firing of Jimmy Kimmel today, find a new church.

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Congrats to the happy couple!!! 🎉

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