Brian Simpson

Whenever Harrison Butker misses a kick, an angel gets their wings.

This isn't hyperbole or a joke. Parents actually called the cops and got the black boy and his family removed and the league claimed they were trespassing because he was "putting on a show" and wasn't playing "fair."

Here's the actual relevant text from Law 11 to fuel your arguments theifab.com/laws/2025-26...

A weird era of restricted MLS involvement in the U.S. Open Cup ended this year, with all 27 American MLS teams back in USOC next year On the future and why, for once, short-term financial incentives must be secondary to preserving a historic competition www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

Throwback Thursday #AllForCITY

YES WE DID!!!!

The rats rejoice at the usage of Durkelman!

It wasn't a dream! #AllForCITY are #USOC2026 champions!

FOMO. Should have tried to fly out tonight

That's roughly $20 in today's dollar

This one is for everyone who loves soccer in America not because it’s perfect, but because it’s weird. This one’s for the sickos. www.protagonistsoccer.com/coverage/do-...

At least. It's going to be one heck of a fun trip.

It's 15-0 in the 82' and Maddie DiMaria has SIX goals.

It's a Skyline Chili location

I do believe that the portal to Hell would appear in a Cincinnati suburb

Well, that was a game of soccer that happened.

Researching Pants Store FC I found their kits were likely plain red with a prominent Pants Store Co logo. As seen on the circled Pants Store players in the pic. I worked with @oliveandyork.com to create a kit that was loyal to that original design while updating it with modern elements.

mosquitos:

PUNCHED OUR TICKET TO THE PLAYOFFS 👊

WWDWWWWWDWDWDWDWWWWWD

I’m sorry but jail, straight to jail

Anyone looking for a ticket to Knocked Loose at the Factory next week? Tickemaster seems to be blocking reselling tickets. Ticket was $76.35 and I'm just looking to break even. It's the same night I'll be in Columbus for the CITY Open Cup Final

Good. Still need that full women's USOC tho

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Carlo Holse sauntered into the interview room after an MLS Player of the Matchday level performance eating a Chocolate Chunk cookie and drinking a Pepsi Zero. The reasons to choose MLS are plentiful. I'm sorry if you can't see that.

Klauss was on the field for both

Turning state violence into a public spectacle is a very fascist move BTW.

Hasan was paralyzed in the shooting, so as if this wasn't all bad enough already, sit with the image of him being executed while in a wheelchair for that extra frisson of barbarity.

Ban the death penalty

Send this to your June self and try not to get laughed out of the room. #AllForCITY

yeah sure why not

In no world am I reading the bullshit from the dude who has never known the meaning of the word no and can't accept that the team is better without him

Can't wait to see the enshitification proceed

Judge Stadtmueller, a Reagan appointee in Wisconsin, orders the release of an ICE detainee in part because of the "systemic rigging of bond hearings against detainees." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

156/Silence fucking rules

St. Louis media is absolutely rotten for how much they only give a shit about the dumbest things.

How the fuck is this even a question?

“Except you Bradley Carnell“ he quickly added

It's going to be wild when Man City basically gets no punishment

lol

I'm still not over the fact I saw Gojira in a 1200 person club when they play stadiums.

I'm going to 156/Silence next Wednesday and it doesn't feel like soon enough for live music. I crave it.

MAN IF ONLY THERE WAS A PLATFORM THAT WAS ALGORITHM AGNOSTIC

it's important for folks to not confuse some of the bigtechs going nuts in the past few years for "technology as a whole is bad". Technology and science progress is, on net, a massively positive thing for human fulfilment and florishing

OK, streaming killed OTA because it had too many ads. What kills streaming?

congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable