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Maybe Melania will sue me too now that I’ve been retweeted by Eric Idle 😈

I take some small comfort knowing that lindsey graham is burning in closet hell, where all the hangers are wire, there are no shoe-trees, and the cabana boys are all mar-a-lago castoff bimbos.

I don't know how CBS News can claim it's a nonpartisan news outlet when a prominent CBS correspondent like Jan Crawford goes after Abdul El-Sayed in such a ridiculous manner. Of course, Crawford attended the CBS owners' dinner in honor of Trump, so her MAGA leanings were already well established.

OMG, CNN's allegiance to Dump is so obvious. It wasn't a heated exchange. It was a teaching moment and El-Sayed held a master class.

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

Trump waiving sanctions against Russia is the most predictable thing ever. The silence of some GOP elected officials is likewise the most predictable thing. Throw the trash out in November. This isn’t funny anymore

Katie Zacharia has learned her lesson. by Susan Collins

Here are 22 times Katie Zacharia blatantly lied about being a lawyer. She’s perfect for the Trump administration. She’s pathological.

The laughter is literally an example of the 1st amendment working as intended. Your right to lie to me does not mean I have to pretend you're telling the truth.

Hey good morning everyone i hope you’re BOMB MORE RUSSIAN REFINERIES AND DATA CENTERS!!!!

"House Republicans will continue to hold Hunter Biden’s feet to the fire until we have his testimony...no one – not even the president’s son – is above the law.” - Tom Emmer, 1.17.24 "Don Jr is a private citizen and businessman so this unwarranted attack will go nowhere," Tom Emmer, 9.23.26

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Psycho Dad Joke: Why did the three-legged dog go into the Wild West bar? He was looking for the man that shot his paw. When he found him he tore his throat out....

Natalie Harp is a grown-ass woman with a senior government job. We can discuss her without calling for the smelling salts.

supposedly she slept in a locker room at the golf course to be near trumplethinskin... which begs the question what was par for that hole? www.msn.com/en-us/entert...

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I'm going to KEEP talking about how Senator Rick Scott, the RICHEST man in all of Congress, DEFRAUDED Medicare & is trying to CUT Social Security. Will you join me?🤚

rand paul is the shit-stain on the chenille bedspread of life

this is from a year ago, but it holds true yet today

The White House posted on Facebook claiming that 198 Democrats voted against banning members of Congress from trading stocks while in office. What they don’t tell you is that House Republicans attached the SAVE Act to the bill.

posthumous excerpt from lindsey grahams diary Dear Diary Imagine my disappointment when I found out what pool-noodles really were

many people are saying that lindsey graham's death was caused by putin sending him a poisoned choir boy

if we learn anything from the sudden and unexpected death of lindsey graham, it is this.... never never never hook your vibrator up to your car battery

As a former professional athlete, this is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard. Your kid has a less than 1% chance of getting an athletic college scholarship. You’re better off putting the money into a 529 plan.

🎶"Hunks and Geeks and Twinks always scurry When they see some pecs that are furry, When they see some pecs that are furry on a Studly Top"🎶 Oklahomasexual - a new musical coming soon to a theater near you...

so I hear melania's next "film" is going to be a light-hearted romp shot entirely at the Reflecting Pool.

I never knew who my father was, so each Father's Day I choose one. This year I'm going with actor turned author Thomas Tryon, whose first novel was the runaway bestseller "The Other", which is still one of the best slow burn mystery/psychological thrillers ever. Happy Father's Day!

today is trump's birthday. in honor of the occasion, dead flowers will be left at the grave of his actual birth mother in that small, abandoned cemetery in Italy....

Come on, Zeus and/or Jupiter, do your stuff...

this is from the tangerine twatwaffle's birthday last year. I'm thinking of making it my Christmas Card this year.

If this isn't the best metaphor for the Trump presidency. Filling the swamp while also draining the US Treasury dry.