"Natalie, get in the trunk!"

I feel like I’m living in some weird fucking Beckett play or a dystopian sequel to Being There where the president of the United States is just increasingly obviously a porridge-brained mental patient and everyone nods and smiles like it’s normal.

@briefingwithpsaki.bsky.social Somebody must have cancelled on Jen because she has Rahm Emanuel on AGAIN

That man is about one dementia episode away from promising to blow every trucker if Republicans win.

He hasn't been this emphatic since his famous "Vladimir, STOP!!!" post from a few months back

The President of the United States spent his Sunday night writing a 1,300-word rant about Bill Maher. Not the economy. Not the wars. Not the midterms. Bill. Fucking. Maher.

Gluing gold leaf to the walls, designing ballrooms, writing essays about Bill Maher... where does Trump still find time to tank the economy

This full moon is really affecting people... 🤡

THIS

Imagine if your favorite MSNOW host went Republican...

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Happy "Fuck Tr💩mp Friday" to all who celebrate.

Ah, only wishful thinking 🤞

Imagine if your favorite MSNOW host went Republican...

Happy "Fuck Tr💩mp Friday" to all who celebrate.

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Wut

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"I examined his ass" - and his ass, and his ass, and....

"I examined his ass"

"I examined his ass"

Please think before reposting this.

We'd like him to spend every waking moment (a 'period of time' that dwindles daily) taking cognitive tests.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall… Here…you can clearly see the result of the fall.

Trés gay!

When does the federal raid on Kimberly Guilfoyle happen?

the arrest is yet to come

Today was the day he became president. (Via @atrupar.com)

What's up with Ryan Seacrest?

What's up with Ryan Seacrest?

What's up with Ryan Seacrest?

Harry Dunn is a hero

Friday is the day the Nobel (Noble) Peace Prize is awarded. It's also my day for a colonoscopy. I can't tell you which of the two I'm looking forward to the most.

I voted. Today. Put my ballot in a drop box, not the mail, although I think the mail method would have worked. I didn't want to take a chance, though. That's it. That's the midterms for me. C'mon and follow me.

Yo Alaska, Trump is coming Tuesday, October 13. Make sure he knows exactly how unwelcome he is! Anchorage at 10 AM. Wasilla at 1:30 PM. Show up. Stand up. Make some noise.

Trump suddenly attacks his own party: If Republicans get in power, you're going to end up in a depression. These people are incompetent.

What's up with Ryan Seacrest?

Friday is the day the Nobel (Noble) Peace Prize is awarded. It's also my day for a colonoscopy. I can't tell you which of the two I'm looking forward to the most.

Harry Dunn is a hero

What's up with Ryan Seacrest?

Could not agree more.

@nbcsportsbayarea.bsky.social 👇

BREAKING: Trump on Iran tonight: “Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay”… And yes, he actually said that. Deranged old fuck that he is… It’s 25th Amendment time! 😎✨

the cheering after the completely nonsensical "let 'em take out Los Angeles, let 'em take out San Diego" is really one of those moments that perfectly crystalizes how these ghouls do not deserve pity nor rehabilitation into the body politic. Crush their movement and drive them from power forever.