Ben Braddock

can't decide if i want to play the piano for the first time in years or dismember a war criminal

one hit instead of an edible

There's a high likelihood he left the chambers after only 13 minutes because he wasn't allowed to post in the chambers

Really fucking interesting headers from around the media re:Epstein files

Democracy Dies Right In Fucking Front Of Us

and NO i didn't upload any content, just hit search a few times

Also, Home Depot and doordash just gave me free delivery on a $10 order, so they lost money.

Imagining ICE officers trying to intimidate longshoremen in LBC

Conan? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_...

Man Finally Rich and Successful Enough To Accept Internship thehardtimes.net/culture/man-...

See this 40k-mile 2014 Mercedes-Benz E63 S AMG 4MATIC wagon listed now with no reserve on BaT! https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2014-mercedes-benz-e63-s-amg-wagon-37/

Gee, no shit

What's the first song you play when it happens

Since he likes to crank the heat, sometime soon Trump's going to look over to his beloved medal and see chocolate leaking through the gold foil

When I was a kid I watched Los Angeles burn across multiple counties

What the fuck are people talking about with them having 'no shame' or 'no accountability.' They're proud of it. They sneer at those that aren't.

Annual reminder: Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders. Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.

To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories: - Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy - Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever

What happens when Godzilla farts?? What happens when he takes a dump?

Holy shit the home depot flashing ad in the usc/oregon game is the worst thing i've ever seen

Jesus fucking christ

Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.

*busts out kleenex box full of sandpaper*

its just so tiring fuckin watching establishment fuckin just keep reading polls instead of highlighting strong leaders that can actually move the fuckin needle polls reflect what's happening now; where are the people who will tell us what can be instead of what is

Fucked with my stations on yt music / spotify enough that 'goodbye horses' plays so often i should probably be on multiple watchlists

If guns are taken from my cold dead hands does that mean when I'm raptured my guns are taken away. I don't want that. Please don't rapture me Jesus

Holy shit.

Just a reminder that I'm a good writer and editor who hits deadlines, if you have any freelance or part-time work you wanna throw at me.

Not liking stupid joke posts because concern my government will put me on a watch list.

Well, ya, it'd be pretty weird if she was in the room when he was fucking kids

It does what now

Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.

This is my favorite tweet of all time

Maybe he didn't know she's his step-daughter

Gonna smoke a really small, expensive cigar since I'm watching Wes Anderson tonight

I don't have a lot to add except to say I don't think a lot of the country fully understands just how important diversity is to the culture of greater LA. And just the staggering, staggering amount of land it occupies and the number of people that call it home.

Has Tom Nichols been blown and/or blackout drunk for the last several days

this is such a good representation of American Christianity

i saw rfk jr swimming through the chuck e. cheese ball pit like an eel

Because it's awesome, NEXT QUESTION

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

"every time yoda showed up on set his shit was absolutely rocked off inhalants. tiny cooker would go through a home depot worth of paint thinner before the cameras started rolling. i mean, he'd deliver lines in some gibberish language, cantonese i think? other times he just sat silently, weeping"

Your dick is one inch long. Fuck you.

Is it possible that when RFK jr is talking about autistic people he’s actually thinking of cats

men are too dramatic to play pro golf

Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog

Just so you know, a full neuropsych exam takes five hours on its own. There's no such thing as 'acing' it.

I've been keeping a running list of the nice things we used to have. It is VERY rough. Please tell me what I'm missing. If you want to use this list to do the project better, please do! www.emptywheel.net/2025/03/18/w...

It's kind of impressive how perfectly Chuck Schumer is not meeting this moment. Like he brought in punch-up writers to heighten and refine how badly he's botching it.

"cry more" isn't any longer an insult, it's a guide for self care