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learning to make stickers out of packing tape and I am infatuated.

Voting experts say that it is still safe to vote by mail but that voters should still learn about all the options available in their state, including early voting and using secure ballot boxes, to make a plan that suits them.

I both love and hate that my first instinct was to look for garbled text on the signs and nonsensical architecture (yes and yes) and it took me a good 10 seconds to register that there were two Empire State Buildings.

mapquest calling google bitchasses was decidedly not on my '26 bingo card, in part because i didn't know mapquest was alive

just shouting this into the void: I'd really like them to figure out who won the primary for NY AD66, the election was over a month ago. i understand it was close but like omg flip a coin or something this is insane.

As long as you can imagine an even worse hypothetical act of racism, then the thing in question isn't racism, and thinking that it was is the real racism.

I don’t think prison is the solution to most of our problems but I do think a judge should order Elon Musk to disassemble these turbines by hand and eat them piece by piece.

@wardsutton.bsky.social

Epstein clients who touched children remain free under Trump. Meanwhile, people who touched the reflecting pool are facing 10 years in prison.

Mamdani promised and is immediately delivering on policies the centrists sneered at us for even mentioning for 40 years. They're losing their minds because he's showing they've been lying all along about what is possible; he is proving that good government comes from the (not even that far) left

Welcome? This witless chowderhead doesn't know that passports are issued to US citizens for use traveling abroad? Welcome? Christ, he's so relentlessly stupid.

“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.

josh, I was thinking about forsaking the Lakers because of how they treated you but honestly, I'm glad they didn't high five you because what the shit is this.

p sure this is sharia law btw

This is Holly. Every day for the past 5 years, she picks out a stick and brings it to her favorite spot for “zen time.” While her stick may change, her routine never does. 13/10 (IG: hollythebluestaffy)

BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.

"No one gives a shit about housing." Only ballrooms.

the way it works is that if i say, "i'm a black american," sam alito thinks that is "dividing people up by race." but if someone says, "get that jigaboo out of my country," alito thinks, "looks like nothing to me"

The whole country will be like this when It Happens.

HAPPY PRIDE KNICKS IN FIVE

The only Finals game the Knicks lost was the one with Trump in attendance. lol.

BING BONG

Zohran Mamdani’s been the Mayor of New York for 6 months and the Knicks just became NBA Champions for the first time in 53 years. Congrats, New York!

HISTORY.

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM MY BAGEL IS JEWISH THE POPE'S ON OUR SIDE KNICKS IN FIVE

if they could get that fkass @bookingcom.bsky.social logo off the damn players I'd appreciate it bc wtf is that

The president's brain is a moldy container of rice pudding

slightly increase a band aphex triplet

I'm throwing in a hat for the high road by broken bells because that whole album ruled my life that summer and for a couple years after.

it's like they're competing with each other to see who can be most appealing to women, but don't realize that it was other men who made the metrics they're using and they're judging their own appearance by what other men judge to be attractive. we really don't want your ballsack to be bigger, thx.

All of society subsidizing motorists while in most parts of the country, people yell that any form of public transit must pay for itself. Car culture, the most entitled form of transportation.

You can't "earn" a billion dollars and none of their examples did. Michael Jordan earned $93m playing basketball. He's worth $3.5b today because of our meticulously-engineered legal, economic, and tax structures that prioritize accumulated capital and property over everything else.

Sounds a lot like Putin’s Russia if you ask me.

Yeah, there really is a book for sale on Amazon called Infinite Jeffs, where they replaced all the words of Infinite Jest with the word "Jeff". It's 25 bucks. www.amazon.com/Infinite-Jef...

now thats an anecdote with a punch, from Gillian Tett www.ft.com/content/c0ae...

"Let me see . . . should I listen to my child's pediatrician or the former heroin addict who cuts the penises off roadkill to take home? Yeah, the dude with the racoon penis, not the dude with an MD. Boy, that was an easy decision, y'all!"

but what use is ballet training, right tim?