BassToad

in these dark times, let us remember: free software collection 8 fm towns wakesurf dog

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if you aren't cool with trans people I'm not gonna brake when I see you crossing the street. bare minimum position on this particular matter by the way

Sorry about no new episode last week folks. We were too busy having sex with Ethan Klein

This was the post that Tom Harrison DMed me about and said "turn this into a genius night piece or else"

Little does he know I've been training my entire life to be able to fight the founding fathers in hell

I hate when I'm talking to somebody and I say "how are you?" and they say "can't complain". bitch yes you can! I do it all the time! watch, I'll do it right now

ok non-tech ppl might be hearing some scary things about "critical vulnerabilities" involving certificates. the main thing you need to know, without getting down in the weeds about it, is that the fourth seal is broken. lo, a rider approacheth upon a pale steed, and his name is Death

I'd hate to create characters only for them to get added to capitalist horrors like Fortnite or Roblox. Every day I understand Bill Watterson more

This is what happens when young men do not have the moral and spiritual courage to just admit that they're dumb.

they wanna see me dead because of my brash nature and untouchable skill in the Billy Hatcher and The Giant Egg multiplayer mode

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at least paperclips could have been used for something

The invincible airplane

Unfortunately there are people who care about trans people having rights who are not trans people themselves and I’m sure that the number will suddenly grow exponentially post election when candidates have lost and you’re looking for someone to blame that isn’t the candidates themselves

I gotcha

i love being a freak online

When you pay off your home your house magically rips itself out of the ground and floats into the sky, no longer connected to the roads. You live in the elderly sky community now and you must fight to survive

there is a kind of collective suicidal exhaustion in the 70+ crowd as though the unspoken wish is to beat the end of civilization by being entombed alive with their family and possessions to all die together, the friction of living finally at an end, suburban pharoahood culminated

Hideo Kojima, someone who was not a programmer by profession at that point, coded in assembly to help make MGS2 run as efficiently as possible. and you fucking dumbass Learn To Code motherfuckers who haven't figured out how to wipe backwards instead of forwards insist gen AI is the only way to code

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

As a Muslim who has been accused of dual loyalty and asked to denounce everything from ISIS to the Iranian state, I breathed a sigh of relief that I think I’d been holding in for like two decades watching this.

Very funny that the thing that will kill console gaming was this.

I genuinely love living in a city when i grab food while on the go i feel like I'm in a movie hey im walkin here!!!!

There are so, so many verified diaries of white Union soldiers at the beginning of the war saying "I don't know about this, I condemn the deplorable violence" and then they get down there and see slavery with their own eyes and immediately go "John Brown was right we gotta kill these motherfuckers"

I saw eggnog in the store already If we start extracting egg nog from the wells this early we might run out by Christmas

audiophiles are like i came as soon as i heard

Thinking about when Victor Robles was telling the Praying Mantis on his cap how many outs there were 😭