Tatsyl, Texan Rose

Used to be a guy like this could just spend his twilight years stoned out of his gourd in Florida or Arizona, safely away from responsibilities, contact with his adult children, etc.

Proof of life! And now watch as I disappear again in less than 12 hours because my partner is gonna be here for like three weeks and imma be enjoying the fuck outta that

Doctor: Would you describe yourself as a daily marijuana user? Me: More like hourly Doctor: Did you just say hourly? Me coughing out a big cloud of smoke: What?

@auntieheroine.bsky.social I'll share your Box at some point but I caught the show in Philly and got this amazing shot of your first act! You're one creepy bitch and I LOVED it

[sneeze one] bless you [sneeze two] bless you [sneeze three] you are under arrest

*logs on* Stovey milkshake duck type shit? *logs off* Best to Stovey, all of y'all fuck off

i’m so relieved they found Stovey & she’s responsive. hoping for a quick rescue & recovery. she deserves happiness & safety ❤️‍🩹

Stovey has been here from very early, and early bsky enjoyed much needed happy moments from their heroic efforts to like posts. Not a bot. Not a bit. She read our shite, and liked the stuff that was passably good. If you see old accounts sad and angry to hear they've been treated badly, that's why.

Some Latvian DJ just sampled this and put it over a beat and it's already blowing up in clubs

Learned something this morning! Kpop Demon Hunters still makes me ugly cry when I watch the LatAm Spanish dub! I needed that sob, now maybe I can sleep

This is what it's like inside my brain

Cool that they got the same dog in all four pictures

'Ella sin nombre' tambien

'Ella sin nombre' tambien

You sure about this, Google?

Rated T for Tired

this 3 act story has something for everyone

We did a dep dive on why you should hate snakes. But maybe you shouldn’t. We also explore the symbol of the snake through different cultures. Wanna hear about the Lithuanian queen of snakes? We got you

This is apparently how my buddy learned abt labubus and it's hilarious to me that he immediately called them demonic since the Evangelicals are doing the same

I took a bluesky hiatus that started when kairi's bullshit hadn't been outed yet, came back afterwards, and just read her "article." All I can say is DON'T, unless you have a high tolerance for horse shit and eyes that are very used to rolling out of your fucking head bc yikes. Just YIKES

Whoever you are, you're a genius. Studio City, CA

The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.

Anyway, after a 20 hour day in bargaining, me and my team secured one of the highest raises, strongest contracts, and outright wins in our hospitals history

Took my 18yr old to the arcade today and LOOK MA I CAUGHT A FRAGGLE

Catcharina Ladydrunka Germany, Prussia, Posen, Catholic and Lutheran Church Records, 1430-1998

I read this like 12 hours ago and I'm still giggling about it

With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.

the recent EO on criminalization of mental illness has had us pretty shook, and unable to really form the right words to express it. when we still had access to the data, we'd share this thread every time cops killed a person in mental health crisis. a lot of people like us are going to die.

im here you fuckaas bitch

Working on a new video about how to Draw Horses! I go over horse vs. equine, breeds, basic anatomy and most importantly: PERSONALITY!!! You can catch a quick preview right here – check out my Patreon to see the finished video before it's posted anywhere else!

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First thought I had was that the Dems were pointlessly doing a collab with the shoe company and I honestly wouldn't even be surprised at this point

Washington Commanders to change team name to the Epstein Files in attempt to get President Trump to avoid them

First thought I had was that the Dems were pointlessly doing a collab with the shoe company and I honestly wouldn't even be surprised at this point