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Pete Hegseth thinking that he can open up the Strait of Hormuz with more testosterone is a totally new innovation in cargo-cult thinking.

MAGA: “Social Democracy, Communism, Socialism, it’s all the same thing!” Also MAGA: “We can’t eliminate the Electoral College because America is actually a Republic, not a Democracy.”

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

Rights are respected, responsibilities are expected. Don’t get it twisted: both are necessary.

If AI were here to help us, it would be drafting up workable action plans to reduce our use of fossil fuels. Instead, AI says “Feed me, Seymour!” and we burn more coal to power the data centers.

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I’d kinda like to see Elon come out of retirement and DOGE the shit out of ICE.

2/2 Taking Greenland by force will destroy NATO. Trump wants to destroy NATO because that's what Putin wants. Trump sees it as a win-win.

Trump wants to take Greenland because that's what his billionaire broligarch sponsors want. Billionaire broligarchs want Greenland because it's a safe place to hide from climate change while they watch the rest of the world burn and sink. 1/2

The chaos that MAGA creates and embraces doesn’t discriminate the way MAGA discriminates.

2/2 They want everyone they encounter to be afraid, because they know the law and the Constitution aren’t on their side, and they know they can't deal with more than a few resisters without calling for backup, which they can't do everywhere all at once if unafraid resistance reaches a critical mass.

The ICE agents behaved as if they had already been assured by their chain of command that they would not be held accountable for shootings. They cleared the shooter from the scene like it was a well-rehearsed evacuation drill. They're expecting this to happen. They're doing it to send a message. 1/2

The reason #feloniousTrump tore down the East Wing was to expand the bunker underneath, with was too small for his head.

The best way to “fund antifa” is to stop purchasing products from corporations.

All the world’s a stage, but usually I’m backstage going over my lines one more time.

Second Amendment patriots would agree: America would be a whole lot safer if MAGA rallies were all open carry. Nobody would dare fire a shot with all that deterrence around; that’s the logic, right?

Which of today’s shootings should spark the most indignation?

@basketcasedeb.bsky.social

One of the main functions of a leader is to make individual success scalable and repeatable.

I can’t help but thinking that what the world needs, now more than ever, is more AI generated images of Donald Trump wearing a powdered wig.

Just like birds are a kind of dinosaur, advertising is a kind of propaganda.

Perfection is a worthy goal, but don’t lose any sleep over it.

“Libertarians Call On Trump To Legalize Musk’s Favorite Drugs” would be a hilarious headline

Trump wanted to treat Gavin Newsom the same way as Zelensky when he flew out there. But Gavin met him on the tarmac and bodied him. And that was that. Because face to face, man to man, no bros around to back him up, Trump is the biggest coward on earth.

#feloniousTrump sucks so much that there is now a global power vacuum.

Let’s all wear black sweaters when the fascists demand that we wear suits.

“Useful Idiocracy” would make a great movie title

People say that #feloniousTrump is so unpredictable, but it’s a pretty safe bet that he’ll always do what Vladimir Putin wants him to do.

If AI could beat #feloniousTrump in an election, would you vote for it?

Are they gonna get keystroke loggers installed on their computers? LOL, just kidding, they don’t know how to use computers.

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

From an Upoer Management perspective, AI has a clear advantage over skilled human labor in this regard: AI doesn’t unionize, and it doesn’t complain when you put keystroke loggers on it.

“Some of the things I say will be incorrect…” Elon Musk said today. Why is this not the headline?

Making a big show of chasing pennies whilst screwing ‘Muricans out of millions is pretty on-brand for F’elon and his droogies.

We’re all doing what we can.

You can’t post your way out of fascism Authoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them 🔗 www.404media.co/you-cant-pos...

What if every men’s toilet in the Capitol Building suddenly got clogged up and unusable for some mysterious reason?

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT CRASH OUT. Folks are relying on you to be overstimulated, overwhelmed, & overcome so you won't resist. Take breaks, Take a breath, Be intentional with how you spend your time. Be effective with how you spend your energy. Support each other Rest, live, & fight another day.

Giving Elon the benefit of the doubt for his Nazi salute on account of his autism is such a woke D.E.I. thing to do.

I don't have adhd I just have a lot of really good ideas

Where’s the Shadow Government when you need it? youtu.be/OI6Qdoq679I

Here they come again youtu.be/YE0QqNAMbAA