Chris Murray

"I've never cared for Flávio."

Me at my performance review

Sally Rooney forced to pull books from the UK, meanwhile the far right can schmooze former prime ministers and, apparently, hire contract killers with impunity.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

As a political science professor, I can confidently say: If I asked a student to define "socialism" on an exam and they wrote that, they would get an F

Fouling an opponent to prevent a goal, getting sent off for it and then conceding from the free-kick anyway

Literally hours later, although at least nobody was killed.

All solidarity with Macklemore 🇵🇸 Today Israel is killing children, as they do every day. FREE PALESTINE

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

Proud of my national team for boycotting this ceremony

Actually flawless.

Despite being written off by many, Neymar steps up and proves he can still be a pure wank at the highest level

This 'Anyone But England' mentality is petty and reflects badly on us as a nation, and it's about time we por favor, ignoren el comienzo de este mensaje y apoyen a nuestros heroicos mexicanos contra los ingleses

This is exactly why we have Pride. Because a few years ago this would have just been a hateful fringe figure - but this is where our politics is heading with a Government that kertows. We will resist. And bring hope (*and* electing progressive politicians.) We will win. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.

telling to see UK pundits so befuddled about Keir Starmer's downfall. He went after immigrants, the poor and the elderly, gave a top job to an Epstein acolyte, was complicit in genocide, and lied over and over again. But it's weird that people didn't like him! www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...

Slán leat Keir

Keir Starmer lied through his teeth to become Labour leader. He justified Israeli war crimes, arrested opponents of genocide, attacked pensioners, disabled people and migrants, pocketed freebies, crushed dissent and threw others under the bus to save himself. History damns him

weep weep

Celtic maintain their 100% record of successful job offers in the Hampden showers

Sad news

Tony Blair. What the billionaire class have paid for.

My one wish for next season is for at least one player to do the Ft Lauderdale Shuffle after putting the ball down to take a corner 📿🙏

SOCCER TIPS AND TRICKS USMNT.MP4

Hail hail ☘️

There’s something going on with dad

There absolutely should be sackings at the Electoral Commission over this. A fake party that does no campaigning, will have spent £0, and whose own holocaust denying leader acknowledged is only there to confuse voters, came 7th, only explainable if it did indeed confuse voters.

Bang on

Casual no tie Starmer comes across less as 'everyman' and more as 'she's turned the weans against us'

Spare me the “man of great integrity” schtick. Starmer: - Lied through his teeth to become Labour leader - Defended Israel’s right to commit war crimes - Appointed the friend of a notorious paedophile to high office - Went Enoch Powell on migrants And so on!

Rangers fans dressing appropriately for the funeral of their season

This was Reform's best chance at a constituency gain, and they came up just short: in the final BBS model before polls opened, they had a tiny edge, it was a total tossup. SNP will be extremely relieved by this ^AF

Wow.

First gain of the day, and an absolutely huge one: Shetland has been Lib Dem every election up until now.

Look at the US, where the Republicans were first to spot that the old “Neoliberalism, engine of freedom and prosperity” stuff was not going to fly any more, so they leaned hard into racism and crushing enemies. Leaving the Dems happily holding the bag for a fucked and obviously corrupt system.

Thank you Rabbi for your kind words! 🙏🏽

We arrived into Dundee today, our first ever visit, to this massive kneecap mural 💚🤍🧡 🇵🇸 Huge GRMA to the artists

How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.

In the wake of the Michael Jackson biopic success, producers are now planning a John Wayne Gacy movie that focuses only on his career as a clown.

We are gonna have to circle back to this.