Andrew M

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Drinking Budweiser tallboys like I'm 19 again

I mean if you want to get technical, Mike Rogers worked for an organization that funded Al-Qaeda when he was a congressman.

Not to sound like a fucking boomer, but people sitting in idling cars in the parking lot in a national park, scrolling their phones... What the actual fuck

this still tracks...

Update, there are 20 cars valet parked on the cultural trail. Fuck you @impd

WHY ARE WE STILL EXECUTING PEOPLE IN AN ALLEGEDLY CIVILIZED MODERN SOCIETY FFS

We are governed by some of the dumbest shits our country has to offer

Let's go ahead and put John Roberts in the Hague with Stephen Miller

NixOS maintainers are performing public executions of DHH fanboys on X.com

These gals know what's up. Let's party, ladies.

Being a good writer requires empathy, so literally the very trait conservatives both lack and demonize.

Keep this handy when that Hasan Piker-Axios interview clip show up on your feed today Rosie & Ben Affleck making the same point👇🏽

This is so fucking funny to me bah, c'est sûrement une blage

Just saw the trailer for the new Michael Schumacher doc coming on Neflix (not sure how I missed this before) and while it looks OK I'm honestly not sure I'm ready to relive 1994 Imola (again).

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 

“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.

News agencies pick one single pronunciation of Dario Amodei challenge

Love to see all this talent wasted on such a shit team. Instead of building around Elly and Sal Stewart the Reds are gonna continue to languish. Love this for us.

Do you reread your favorite books multiple times or are you not a sicko

Promoting an illegal war in the Middle East by fear mongering over weapons of mass destruction on the 9/11 anniversary is a little on the nose

POV: you asked a millennial something

Heads up Raymond/Shelby intersection users. The most dangerous intersection in the city will be back to full operations next week! You're probably thinking, "wait. surely they improved the safety during all of that construction" LOL, LMAO even.

Video I've seen shows the deputy shoving him for no reason when he was leaving, but of course that's not the "official narrative".

Here's an anecdote: On 9/10/2001, The Onion staff had a New York launch party at the Bowery Ballroom to celebrate the staff's move from Madison, Wisconsin to New York City. They woke up hungover, took a week off, and then produced one of the greatest front pages in the history of newspapers.

ez mode solidarity opportunity you might not have been aware of. No Starbucks till the union gets a contract.

I have watched the Nathan Fielder/Elizabeth Holmes teaser clip approximately 3,216 times.

Four whiskeys deep with a good book as if I'm in my 20s again and won't have to take care of this or that need from a kid in less than 7 hours.

As someone who has watched a shame-worthy amount of Mr Beast at the behest of my kids, I'm not convinced he isn't AI himself.

Normies: I need to get off TikTok because the crap content is rotting my brain Me: I need to get off TikTok because the constant stream of recipes on my FYP is making me hungry

Absolutely infuriated at IndyGo. Fucking ridiculous. Today was supposed to be the last day of Saturday hours to get a new farecard for my kids and staff just didn't show. Hauled my kids down here for fucking nothing and now I have to come back on a school day.

Video is also 9:25 long...

Stop telling pedestrians and cyclists what to do to stay safe and just force drivers not to be dangerous by design.

One thing you take for granted with established circuits that's hard with new ones, especially ones as constrained as this - the camera placement kinda sucks. #Freedom250 #IndyCar