Baklava Monster, CISSP

„The message heard loud and clear here in Europe was that the U.S. is an unreliable security and technology partner willing to throw any partner under the bus, at any time, for any reason.” Elon Musk Just Gave Europe a Reason to Replace American Technology steveblank.com/2026/10/24/eur…

Where's the exploit, Lebowski? eliastaylor.com/noexploit/

@karpi.bsky.social aaah! missed #pun opportunity! "RepubLeak Magazine" www.republik.ch/2026/10/15/h...

what if they did randomly generate the keys and just got really unlucky?

WHAT PART OF EMBARGO DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

if you’re running PHP 4, you’re not vulnerable

Whatever your plans were today, it's emergency patch day now security-hub.ncsc.admin.ch#/posts/13083

The details are now public, as of two hours ago. bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi... The secret P-384 keys for these intermediate CAs are all zeros except the last 8 bits. All not-updated software can be MITM'ed now. IOT boxes that can't or don't update are now trivially MITM'able forever.

For the ZX Spectrum lovers, there was enough documentation around to also simulate the whole Spectrum PCB with very precise ULA emulation (cross checked with the actual gates implementing it). On my GitHub as usually.

one could argue that some hacks are actually beneficial for democracy www.yacnews.com/anonymous-ha...

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

New breach: Gîtes de France suffered a breach in May which exposed 118k unique email addresses alongside names, phone numbers, physical addresses and booking details. 76% of addresses were already in @haveibeenpwned.com. Read more: haveibeenpwned.com/Breach/Gites...

How do decent Americans feel about the fact that their country is now actively siding with Russia in a war against Europeans?

The Commodore 64 hardware simulator is now online: github.com/antirez/c64-...

Dank #KI können Menschen, die bisher von Hand schlechte PowerPoint-Präsentationen erstellt haben, neu wunderbar designte aber immer noch schlechte PowerPoint-Präsentationen machen. Das muss dieser Effizienzgewinn sein.

We need to ban data centers.

joa wenn mir noch einmal einer kommt mit "KI gibt kochvorschläge mit den zutaten im kühlschrank geil geil geil" i schwör i werde den mit meinem TipTopf erschlagen

Careful

Hardware implants were put in Ledger wallets to steal recovery seeds for crypto accounts. Someone used the seeds last week to hijack $100 million from 300 crypto accounts. Ledger was warned last March about implants but did little. There's evidence the stolen seeds were sent to Hong Kong. My story:

it’s monday

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious intelligence

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

Macron has been upset by this protest sign (white) which says "Macron, fuck your teacher, not ours" Don't spread it we wouldn't want to upset him more.

Security

No

new fear unlocked

eigentlich die beste wetter app, aber nicht alle verstehen es...

when you abuse french diacritics, but don't bother to register the corresponding IDN #fail

Calling Russia’s attacks “hybrid attacks” is a cute little way to avoid Article 5. The problem is that Russia is only going to get bolder and bolder until, one day, they drop “hybrid” missiles on your fucking capital.

Lottery is a government plot to catch time travelers

Which means when we attack Europe, we will bomb kindergartens and hospitals instead.

Männer auf Motorräder mit lauten Motorengeäusche, was ist genau eure Erwartung an die Welt?

MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”

Hoffentlich wird das SRG Cyberdefense Team von den aktuellen Kürzungen geschont www.srgssr.ch/de/news-medi...

kündigen

gemäss svp tritt die schweiz heute in den krieg

“First of all, he’s got my face as his profile picture, so that right there gave me a high degree of confidence, because I know what I look like.” — Kash Patel

tapeditap 7 times

Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that

Okay, this got me.

#CrimeTower #Zurich