Andy Knight

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Senile Satan: “I’m signing an Executive Order that changes the name of German Measles to American Measles.” 🇺🇸

This is what a real leader says.

I think we can all agree…

It really is beyond disgusting that Infantino tried to sell International Football to Donald Trump and his mates, so he could cash in for millions for himself. And FIFA are just continuing on like nothing happened. Disgraceful, boycott FIFA.

Leave means leave.

It was Count Binface’s best-ever result at a parliamentary election.

What could go wrong, and no “restart level” if it does - apple.news/AlFrj3ZIISx2...

Surely, Cuntdom of Billionaires

Doh!

Boom!

How the Privatisation scam is run.

The NHS data given to Palantir hasn't been anonymised so actually the USA/Israeli spy company has every single person's Medical Records. And they have even been paid £330m to steal them. AND the deal has been shown to have no measurable improvement on the NHS.

Not sure who did this but they should be arrested immediately.

The founder of the Flat Earth Society has died. His ashes will be tipped over the edge.

Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity? #askingforafriend #ai #naturalstupidity

Violent Slit is my new all-girl punk band.

What two scenes have the same vibe. I'll go first:

Farage will never be PM. Nor will Lowe. Doesn't matter how much Musk huffs and puffs. Doesn't matter how many dodgy millions they take from foreign tech bros. The anti-wanker vote is just too big, and is prepared to hold its nose and vote tactically to stop them. We see it over and over again.

Nigel Farage. A proper football fan who hasn't moved an inch in almost two years.

It's been a day.

Motherfucker can't even win a war against algae.

Nigel Farage Putting the Riot into patriot since 2014

No notes…

No truer words were ever spoken...

@mrjamesob.bsky.social is very well read. I wonder has he seen this new title?

“Sending abrasive dickhead to negotiate with Iran has backfired”

Dallas today!

Most honest reporting in the past few weeks.

Okay this is funny: “A French general has said joining President Donald Trump’s war is like buying a discounted ticket for the Titanic after it had already hit the iceberg.” Former commander of the Foreign Legion btw. 😂 www.thedailybeast.com/french-gener...

Lovely hatchet job on the monstrosity that is Suella Braverman. Crace covers it all; her dishonesty, disloyalty, nastiness, incompetence, her wild vanity… and her deep stupidity. How dare these utter arses think we’d be persuaded by their swaggering nonsense. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful 😔

Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves!

Oh, Canada.