Chicago Area Man

Lula Goes HARD

It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

👀 @sliceofwife.bsky.social

AI perhaps offers us a really great opportunity if we choose to take it. The one thing it produces is cliche. In order to resist it, we must declare a war on cliche. We must make our language and remake it. Our visual imagination should be shaken up and strive for the shock of the new.

Hobby Box Allen & Ginter 2026 pull from today. 1/1 Willie Stargell cut signature card. 🥳

The Chicago millennial version of the challenger explosion was being at a bar on new years 2008 witnessing the smoking ban take effect

with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life

I use ChatGPT to tell me what to look at on my phone while I’m driving

I'm just not gonna be listening to anything the guy who thinks rape survivors have too many rights & privileges says.

Do the mice in the cocaine pellet torture traps ever go I gotta chill tonight bud? Did the others ever pressure one into having a little taste? Did they ever judge the mice whom they loved at the time for never chipping in on the bag and did they ever forgive themselves for that twenty years later?

Vast majority of us are so lucky we get attacked so rarely here that we remember the one time it happened so clearly.

They want people to believe disk encryption and end-to-end encryption messaging don't work. They simultaneously claim not having mandatory backdoors prevents doing their jobs. They never had a near equivalent to mind reading before but now somehow private thoughts and conversations are unacceptable.

i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job

Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection

Damn that’s crazy but you can’t be racist against the computer. Yeah. No I hear you but. Yeah it’s because it’s not a person it’s the computer.

youtu.be/g3hJrAChpPM

I just want to be universally loved & revered as infallible. Is that too much to ask?

Just ripped some 2026 Topps Flagship Football. I think this is a pretty good haul!

@sketchmaster.bsky.social Mets at White Sox this weekend. The return of Lou Bob. Good luck!

@upperdeckent.bsky.social I didn't see this closely enough when I redeemed these from your US Weekly set, but I just needed to point out the design QA on the Alaska card leaves a little to be desired. "Fairbanks" got done pretty dirty here. I'm not mad, just think somebody needs to point this out!

Das ist Kino, baby.

The drone strikes on your home will continue until your freedom improves.

I just ate 8 eggs. I wasn't hungry. Fuck birds.

If I was a magician I would be asking stuff in a slightly wrong and off-putting way like, "Is this the card you've always wanted?"

When you go to a blood bank & they ask if you've ever paid for sex, do you ever count the immense emotional toll?

I'm watching TV with the volume on high enough that you can hear sound but not enough to understand the words, & one of the announcers of the baseball game I'm watching said something that to my ears sounded like "Throaty Burrito", so now I am whispering that repetitively out loud as a vocal stim.

Went to my first actual DSA meeting the other week and think I'll probably be doing that again. Felt good to do literally anything at all more than doing nothing about "All Of This."

mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace

FIFA has a funny set-up where every country gets exactly one vote which means small countries are way overrepresented and you can hang on to power by promising little giveaways to those countries and their reps. Thankfully no similar system exists in the United States government, that would be bad

Being on TV used to mean something. Nowadays I feel like anybody can be on TV. I'm watching like, channel 3125, and it's just some really normal dudes who like to surf talking about how much they love to surf. It's a whole show.

Ron Cobb

the key to understanding the rich pricks fretting about the left destroying 'the democratic party' is that when they say 'the democratic party' they mean their gentleman's club. that's where they go to do insider trading & extort the elderly with scam texts. you're not allowed in there

May not look like it but this is a coverup. They’re trying to lay it all on one prosecutor and keep higher-ups at DOJ out. And also trying to get judges to keep giving them the presumption of regularity.

Michigan Governor caught on hot mic with Oracle CEO Clay Magouyrk, discussing citizen opposition to AI data centers, bragging how she ignores their concerns: “We’re used to people saying 'f*ck no,' & doing it anyway.”🇺🇸

Did it.

Half of America think every time a police officer shoots someone it was in cold blood & any reason they had to do so was manufactured after the shooting, & the other half of America think that if you walk in on a cop fucking your wife, you should solemnly thank them for defending your freedom.

‘Sports Illustrated’ Removes Distracting Models From Swimsuit Edition

VHS order by mail aerobics tapes are here to stay. Get on board or get left behind.

smoke crack y'all

I just hit a triple bullseye to win a match in my darts league and I kind of want @sliceofwife.bsky.social to tell me I did a good job. 🙇

thank god the president just funded a multibillion dollar slush fund to pay @katmabu.bsky.social ‘s legal fees and restitution