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Shout out to all the marginalized folks whose freedom to simply live their lives has been turned into a political football by assholes and whatnot.

Hey now!

I need to rip one and shred the other. They sound like the same thing, but they're not. Isn't English a fun language?

A great essay about what Peter Cullen meant to us Transformers fans.

Fuckin' A, man. First Dolly, then Tim, and now Optimus Prime.

*cancels order for rocket ship*

40 years ago, Optimus Prime died 21 years ago.

Does anyone know who this quotation is attributed to?

You write your eulogy in life. If you want people to mourn, make your life something to celebrate. If you want people to celebrate, make your life something to mourn.

There's a perverse symbolism in the legacy of White racism sheltering under the bowers of all African Americans have done for this country while patiently waiting for the chance to go back to insisting we are a drain upon their society and that they never needed us at all.

I'm petty enough to keep searching for something after I've found it just so people can't tell me "it's always in the last place you look".

This administration is made up of creatures that are only humans in the biological sense. At their cores, they're monsters. Unpaywalled link: archive.ph/MD1mA

Happy Conservatives Crying Extra Hard about Gay and Trans People Month!

Being an American during the 250th Aniversary of the United States feels a lot like if the terrorists in Die Hard demanded that the hostages continue having their Christmas party.

To my peeps, and my Brown and LGBTQ friends. Never forget that your light was so damn bright they handed the world to the first asshole who promised to dim it.

100%

"Whiteness is great," Charlie Kirk said. No, whiteness is a pay cut. Yet America never learns. www.editorialboard.com/hiteness-is-...

"We need to tap into the market of people who smoke melted-down cocaine and are also shopping for a new bed. But how to reach them... Wait, I've got it!"

Spirit Airlines has officially shut down operations. Well, you know what that means...

I hope to one day find a cure for stupidity that doesn't require cleaning up a lot of blood spatter afterwards.

Remember, cultists: If it helps you, Glorious Leader did it. If it hurts you, the EVIL DEMOCRATS did it. This is true because Glorious Leader says it's true. Doubt is a sin. Questions are blasphemy. Anything less than complete and unwavering belief in our God King is treason.

Still works.

Edited by Tina Belcher.

There is no McTry.

We have a dementia-addled con-man in charge of our country who's starting wars and destroying the environment and the economy while he and his buddies use government institutions to enrich themselves at our expense. But we also have bubble-blowers shaped like T-Rex heads, so I guess it evens out.

I don't care who they used to be, I don't mourn the deaths of MAGAts.

Wife just told me this one: What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

When the final obituary for America is written, the root cause of its demise will be half a dozen group chats, where billionaires and their politicians passed edgelord brainrot memes back and forth, like gonorrhea at summer camp.

And here I was thinking "Nancy" is a family comic.

I'm the-supermarket-plays-songs-I-grew-up-with years old.

Exceptional Nation unable to stop madman pedophile from engulfing globe in war. Hell of a tombstone for this democracy.

I like to imagine that while they were engaged, Jay-Z would always introduce his wife-to-be as "my fiancée, Beyoncé" and she would roll her eyes *every* time.

Something something leopards something something faces.

Really the only appropriate way for Tom Homan to end his statement this morning was in the signature R. Budd Dwyer style, but I guess all Homan’s paper bags are too stuffed with cash

The Republicans at the oversight hearing gave Pam Bondi such a thorough asshole-tonguing that she won't need to wipe for weeks.

The next time you're starting to feel some faith in humanity, remember that this sign exists.

Stop ICE and get games.

We'll remember who led this shit. We'll remember who cheered for this shit. We'll remember who expressed concern but went along with this shit. And we'll remember who twiddled their thumbs during this shit.

Ho-lee shit! The band got back together 20 years ago, but now they're gonna play in the old venue!