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Congratulations to the World Fantasy Award winners, but particularly our friend M.R. Carey for his novel Once Was Willem. Full winners list: locusmag.com/2026/10/worl... Once Was Willem: www.hachettebookgroup.com/.../once.../... Preorder his forthcoming novella: subterraneanpress.com/carey-ohon/

I'm traveling to Michigan Thursday to sign/personalize a whole bunch of copies of Monsters of Ohio for @subpress.bsky.social. They still have a few copies left, so it's not too late to get one. If you are outside the US, SubPress ships internationally! Hurry! subterraneanpress.com/scalzi-moo-t...

"Just pet your cat's butt and smile." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse

"I've really been looking forward to it, it's full of unicorns and cheese!" #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

Oh we're doing Romance novel discourse again?

you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor

"Can a rapist’s prose elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect what empathy and accountability might look like so undergrads may successfully mimic them on paper in pursuit of avoiding just punishment." buff.ly/5na4oMY

"My coffee is apple-flavored and I don't know how I feel about it." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

YES our Warehouse clown friend has arrived! Welcome, Button! @subpress.bsky.social

"I don’t want to eat in a place where the clientele is my age." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

"Goose literacy is an overlooked issue" @subpress.bsky.social #QuotesFromTheWarehouse

On my way to @laworldcon.bsky.social ! Can't wait to see everyone!

Honestly I just preordered this because I laughed out loud at the birdcalls bit

"Not Like the Other Girls" in reactormag.com/not-like-oth... hits the perfect eerieness and relatability combination that will make you reflect on the story for years.

A book kicked sand in my face when I was at the beach and my girlfriend left me to be with that book.

"I feel like, legally, series should be kept to 15 books at most." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse

Today is a day to get out there and vote!

Reminding my American friends to check to make sure they're registered to vote way before November. Even if you think you are - doublecheck just to make sure you don't fall pray to shennanigans.

This also has a ripple effect in the letterpress and hand-binding space, as the desire for genre books in a fine-press format has increased demand for experts in an endangered crafts-space. @oliviawaite.com you are going to be at Worldcon, right? I would love to chat about this more!

I really am the most predictable bitch in the world. I'M SUCH AN EASY MARK. YOU JUST HAVE TO ADD MORE LADIES

I was looking up @travisbaldree.bsky.social facts because we will be shipping Tales From the Territory soon--and I find out that he grew up on a dairy farm?! @travisbaldree.bsky.social the next time we are in person together we must talk about our favorite childhood cows.

"I don't have the bladder to be a church goer." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

"Being serenaded by Tim is the best part of any meeting." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley

Two different neighbor houses have a bunch of kids playing in their yards and it's so hard for me not to run out and tell the kids the air is trying to kill them!

I am absolutely delighted to share that VELVETEEN VS. THE CONSEQUENCES OF HER ACTIONS is shipping now! subterraneanpress.com/mcguire-vvtc...

I’ve always hoped this day would come @seananmcguire.bsky.social I am ready to feel emotions

"Could Blazing Saddles be made today?" he mused, flipping through "Incest Saga: The Dragon Years" on HBO and the ninth season of "Tim Allen Vlogs About Women Who Annoy Him" on network TV.

Here's a new Penric cover made for Subterranean Press. Always the kindest people I've ever worked with and an absolute privilege.

"am I cucking my book?" #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

Love this marbling piece I did the other day!

"Did you realize that your ketamine playlist is basically a Peter Straub novel?" #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

being alive in 2026 is mostly just seeing if you can get out of the depressed anxious funk the last crisis put you in before the next one hits

"I'm such a slut for crust." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse

"you can't do carbon credits with crime." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

We’re delighted to announce Tales from the Territory, in which award-winning storyteller @travisbaldree.bsky.social takes us back to the Territory in a heart-warming set of five stories: subterraneanpress.com/newsannounci...

"You gotta bring a lot of dog pictures to the table to make me okay with responding to your fb messenger request." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

"It's like Werner Herzog's paint colors for depressed people." #QuotesFromTheWarehouse @subpress.bsky.social

A quick heads up before the Children of the Nameless by @brandonsanderson.com opens at noon ET!

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Mood.

Just bought a cool organizer and I can't wait to show off my bookbinding tools with it.

To reduce the odds of accidentally bonking the target with an ice ball, use salt water in your balloons. Warm salt water may be procured from sources as near as your bladder.

I did not know that shouting "fucking bitch" after shooting someone three times in the face causes internal bleeding, the more you know, right

A closer look at the lettered edition for Peter Beagle's THE WAY HOME, featuring comments from our COO @aglance.bsky.social: subterraneanpress.com/newsa-closer...